I married a spider!

I know this is completly random but oh well, I got married with a spider to me and like all blackwidow females, I killed the male after it made love to me.

I am arachnaphobic a bit and completly get freaked out when spiders crawl on me or what I am sitting on or laying on. So anywaus I see a spider crawling up my wall and I think "its not near me no point to kill it" and then I notice thats the only spider I have seen in my room for over a year. So I thought if I left it alive more would come. Now being the lazy american I am I didnt want to go get bug spray and I am too afraid to grab it with toliet paper I pick out some of my axe body spray (apollo to be exact) and shoot a little bit out seeing if it will kill a spider 4 or 5 feet away from me. So I see the spider start climbing down then it just falls into a pile of papers that it was crawling over. Now I am wondering should I go find it or just let my mom find it and have her scared shitless.


edit:well it wasnt dead just passed out. So it was crawling on my wall so I sprayed it again. It ran around like crazy so I sprayed the poop out of it. Finnally it hid in my underwear so I had to get some toilet paper so I could flip it over. I had to do it 5 times before it came out then it ran like crazy so I sprayed at it some more. Finnally it stoped moveing so I crushed it and picked it up with the toilet paper then thew it down the toilet. Although it kinda won because I am dizzy from all that axe and my hands are shakeing so I am sleeping downstairs tonight. Thats what happens when a spider pisses me off.

see i just grab em with paper towels and then put em in tupperware and then carry them out to the BBq and cook them. Muhahahahahaha

i let them life most of the time... they catch anoying fly's you know...

I know but we dont have flies plus I was arachnaphobic and I wanted it dead.

you do a lotwhen you are in panic

Originally posted by Pernicious544

see i just grab em with paper towels and then put em in tupperware and then carry them out to the BBq and cook them. Muhahahahahaha

WTF? lol

I just step on them, and flush them down the potty!

MISS POST.
SORRY ADMINS [8)]

Originally posted by english coaster guy

Originally posted by man

I just axed a spider

Lovely[shocked]

wow this topic got really wierd

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[gouldy]

This reminds me of a thread I posted a while ago, containing pictures of a Moth I had stapled to a piece of paper. You'd be surprised how bloody difficult it is to staple a live moth to a piece of paper...

Lmao!

[hyyyper]

yummi

I don't get why people are scared of spiders, they are just insects. You really do sound like a weak lil girl in your post there man. I man seriously, you ccould have at least lit thhe spray coming out the end and flamethrowered it to death

Originally posted by Canadmos

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They're making out[lol]

[gouldy]

they're hardly making out, well, one is making out with the other ones ass...

Originally posted by gouldy

they're hardly making out, well, one is making out with the other ones ass...

Yeah like my dog does to my cat![:D]

[gouldy]

while you're doing it to the dog?

wow....that was disgusting gouldy

anyways,
nice story man
lol sounds like somethin I'd do.

arn't spiders great, you know you eat on average 20 - 80 spiders in your sleep in your life.

[gouldy]

Or a Spider Monkey

I hate them spider monkeys

Lmao! I have to give you major props on that one. However...it gave me a kinda...[r] image of you running around with axe spraying a spider. Lol. And I thought by the subject you actually AXED the spider![:p]