I married a spider!

Edge, spiders are arachnids, not insects.

spiders are not even arachnids.....they are accesories for the bottom of my shoe

I just hate spiders. They suprise me and they are really creepy looking.

There are hundreds to thousands of spiders crawling on you face at this very moment.

Be sure to check under your tiolet seat before voiding your bowels next time man, you never know if there is a nice spider waiting for a hairy ballsack to appear in front of it

[coolbeans326]

^ But man doesn't have hair on his ball sack.[;)]

^So you've seen it then?

We all have.

Originally posted by gazag

arn't spiders great, you know you eat on average 20 - 80 spiders in your sleep in your life.

I REFUSE to accept that

Yo tambien!

instead of trying to axe ur spiders, try blowing up a mosquito when its tryin to bite you

I thought that was what Tabasco sauce was for. Put it on your pizza, eat it, and any mosquitos that bite you explode a few feet off.

Originally posted by coasterguy77

instead of trying to axe ur spiders, try blowing up a mosquito when its tryin to bite you

well it was 3 in the morning and there was a spider. I get preety happy time then so I just wondered if axe would kill it.

[Dirk_Ermen]

lol, who inserted the W in front on the axed?

Well, since we?????????re on the topic of spiders I have a story for you. I work at the IGA in Forest in the Produce dept. One day while me and a couple co-orkers were packaging green grapes from California, I noticed a bliack widow spider crawling up my co-workers (Pam?????????s) arm. We were pretty freaked out because we dont have black widows up here so we flicked it into a salad bowl (with lid) with a candy scooper and gave it to someone (not sure who). Later e found out that in the past couple weeks in Southwestern Ontario there had been 3 or 4 reported incidents of black widows in green grapes. One family found it when they got home and no have it as a pet. Kinda scary, so for the next little while e had to wear gloves when doing up grapes. The end.

Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

lol, who inserted the W in front on the axed?

Yeah, what's that about? lol

Originally posted by bigboy_1234567

Well, since we?????????re on the topic of spiders I have a story for you. I work at the IGA in Forest in the Produce dept. One day while me and a couple co-orkers were packaging green grapes from California, I noticed a bliack widow spider crawling up my co-workers (Pam?????????s) arm. We were pretty freaked out because we dont have black widows up here so we flicked it into a salad bowl (with lid) with a candy scooper and gave it to someone (not sure who). Later e found out that in the past couple weeks in Southwestern Ontario there had been 3 or 4 reported incidents of black widows in green grapes. One family found it when they got home and no have it as a pet. Kinda scary, so for the next little while e had to wear gloves when doing up grapes. The end.

HA! Someone got the spider? That's not cool. That could of been someone's life...maybe. You could of flicked it on the ground then killed it.[:p]

Those camel spiders are INSANE. I cant imagine seeing one of those huge monstrosities.

Originally posted by manAlthough it kinda won because I am dizzy from all that axe and my hands are shakeing so I am sleeping downstairs tonight. Thats what happens when a spider pisses me off.

Really? sounds like the spider won...he kicked you out of your room.


EDIT: I was wrong around the camel spider. Appears it was folklore thanks to Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

Damn Real. Thats really creepy.

godammit coolbeans stop changing to topic or is it edge one of you. Anyways no I slept in my room, but it got in my throught and it was harder to breath the next morning and I had a sore throat and felt like I was gonna barf. It was so worth it though I gave the spider brain damadge or something because it forgot how to walk for a bit.

Watch out man, spider on your neck!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by man

godammit coolbeans stop changing to topic or is it edge one of you. Anyways no I slept in my room, but it got in my throught and it was harder to breath the next morning and I had a sore throat and felt like I was gonna barf. It was so worth it though I gave the spider brain damadge or something because it forgot how to walk for a bit.

[lol]

In case you didn't knew, last night a few spiders climbed inside your head!

Eeeeeeek!
Oh my god I hate spiders..
They make me scream and I just absolutely freak out when I see one. I really really REALLY dont like them. At all. Just pictures give me gooesbumps theyre really ugly things!

[Dirk_Ermen]

for you rachael, it's ok, but man being scared of spiders. That's front page news!