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Post April 24th, 2006, 5:25 pm

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Post April 24th, 2006, 5:31 pm

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spiders are not even arachnids.....they are accesories for the bottom of my shoe

Post April 24th, 2006, 5:58 pm
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I just hate spiders. They suprise me and they are really creepy looking.
Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

Post April 24th, 2006, 6:02 pm

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There are hundreds to thousands of spiders crawling on you face at this very moment.

Post April 24th, 2006, 6:35 pm

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Be sure to check under your tiolet seat before voiding your bowels next time man, you never know if there is a nice spider waiting for a hairy ballsack to appear in front of it

Post April 24th, 2006, 6:52 pm
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Post April 24th, 2006, 10:37 pm

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Originally posted by gazag

arn't spiders great, you know you eat on average 20 - 80 spiders in your sleep in your life.


I REFUSE to accept that

Post April 24th, 2006, 10:43 pm

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Post April 24th, 2006, 11:12 pm

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instead of trying to axe ur spiders, try blowing up a mosquito when its tryin to bite you :D

Post April 24th, 2006, 11:18 pm

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I thought that was what Tabasco sauce was for. Put it on your pizza, eat it, and any mosquitos that bite you explode a few feet off.

Post April 25th, 2006, 3:20 am
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Originally posted by coasterguy77

instead of trying to axe ur spiders, try blowing up a mosquito when its tryin to bite you :D
well it was 3 in the morning and there was a spider. I get preety happy time then so I just wondered if axe would kill it.
Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

Post April 25th, 2006, 5:54 am
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lol, who inserted the W in front on the axed? [lol]
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Post April 25th, 2006, 7:59 am

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Well, since we?????????re on the topic of spiders I have a story for you. I work at the IGA in Forest in the Produce dept. One day while me and a couple co-orkers were packaging green grapes from California, I noticed a bliack widow spider crawling up my co-workers (Pam?????????s) arm. We were pretty freaked out because we dont have black widows up here so we flicked it into a salad bowl (with lid) with a candy scooper and gave it to someone (not sure who). Later e found out that in the past couple weeks in Southwestern Ontario there had been 3 or 4 reported incidents of black widows in green grapes. One family found it when they got home and no have it as a pet. Kinda scary, so for the next little while e had to wear gloves when doing up grapes. The end.

Post April 25th, 2006, 9:29 am

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Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

lol, who inserted the W in front on the axed? [lol]



Yeah, what's that about? lol
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Post April 25th, 2006, 11:35 am

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Originally posted by bigboy_1234567

Well, since we?????????re on the topic of spiders I have a story for you. I work at the IGA in Forest in the Produce dept. One day while me and a couple co-orkers were packaging green grapes from California, I noticed a bliack widow spider crawling up my co-workers (Pam?????????s) arm. We were pretty freaked out because we dont have black widows up here so we flicked it into a salad bowl (with lid) with a candy scooper and gave it to someone (not sure who). Later e found out that in the past couple weeks in Southwestern Ontario there had been 3 or 4 reported incidents of black widows in green grapes. One family found it when they got home and no have it as a pet. Kinda scary, so for the next little while e had to wear gloves when doing up grapes. The end.


HA! Someone got the spider? That's not cool. That could of been someone's life...maybe. You could of flicked it on the ground then killed it.[:p]

Post April 25th, 2006, 6:18 pm

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Those camel spiders are INSANE. I cant imagine seeing one of those huge monstrosities.

Post April 26th, 2006, 1:27 am

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Originally posted by manAlthough it kinda won because I am dizzy from all that axe and my hands are shakeing so I am sleeping downstairs tonight. Thats what happens when a spider pisses me off.


Really? sounds like the spider won...he kicked you out of your room. ;)


EDIT: I was wrong around the camel spider. Appears it was folklore thanks to Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

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Post April 26th, 2006, 1:53 am
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godammit coolbeans stop changing to topic or is it edge one of you. Anyways no I slept in my room, but it got in my throught and it was harder to breath the next morning and I had a sore throat and felt like I was gonna barf. It was so worth it though I gave the spider brain damadge or something because it forgot how to walk for a bit.
Go chuff yourself and have a nice day! :D

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Post April 26th, 2006, 4:53 am
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Originally posted by man

godammit coolbeans stop changing to topic or is it edge one of you. Anyways no I slept in my room, but it got in my throught and it was harder to breath the next morning and I had a sore throat and felt like I was gonna barf. It was so worth it though I gave the spider brain damadge or something because it forgot how to walk for a bit.


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In case you didn't knew, last night a few spiders climbed inside your head!
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Post April 28th, 2006, 5:43 pm

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Eeeeeeek!
Oh my god I hate spiders..
They make me scream and I just absolutely freak out when I see one. I really really REALLY dont like them. At all. Just pictures give me gooesbumps theyre really ugly things!

Post April 28th, 2006, 5:46 pm
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for you rachael, it's ok, but man being scared of spiders. That's front page news! [lol]
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