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Post September 22nd, 2006, 12:38 pm

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Mike
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Post September 22nd, 2006, 12:42 pm
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Post September 22nd, 2006, 4:12 pm

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hahaha. that's not an actualy dear abby column is it? that would be pretty sad...

regardless. pretty damn funny!

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Post September 22nd, 2006, 5:59 pm
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of course he can fix it himself, espescially on the newer ohv engines, if he's worried about it. of course if he was a real man instead of a heritage it would be a vintage sportster or something, and a little leak at the valve cover would be normal, and almost acceptable. of course the reason he has the bike is the same reason his wife is stepping out on him.. he's inadequate in ways only extreme medical procedures can remedy.
sigh... yes i get it, ha ha...


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