The Coaster Freak above you

Speaks obvious facts

preaches to people in the gutter

Is a gutter enthusiast!

is right there with me drinking cheap whisky

cannot tell the difference in the gutter and sidewalk

Is-- um; er.. GAH
Nothing to say here.....

^is out of ideas

stole robmizzly's avatar and has the same name as me: Cody

(i'm ashamed to have the same name as this loser)

Compares his loserness to others loserness

[coolbeans326]

^ made me laugh

^Did the same thing I did.

[hyyyper]

^was obviously laughing

[Dirk_Ermen]

likes megafobia just as much as me [:D]

[hyyyper]

^tastes like chicken

tastes like a battered sausage in barbeque sause thooped with cheese.

Can give helpful info and is good at making coasters

Is an UB3rN00B3R, cept 4 his avatar.

[hyyyper]

^was prolly into starwars when he made up his username

Lol no accually. My brother made this cuz he thought he was "more mature" and I couldn't select my own name. I'd like it to be coasterdude1216, which I use for every single solitary name I have except for WWS. I've in fact PM'ed WS and asked to change my name; long story short, he might do it. ANYWAYS:

^Was hyyyper when he made his name; he pressed the Y key too many times

^ is usually compared to homer simpson

^ has severel of own mini me's (like that from austin powers) and calls them ride-op's

^is a l33t haxx0r (unlike me, who is a n00b)

^Admits to his n00biness.

^Got ran over by a Greyhound bus driven by a woman named Mary while wearing a banana suit.

^Also is a gutter enthusiast