The Coaster Freak above you

^Dresses up just to scare kids when he could be like EyeKanFly and take dumps in people's mailboxes.

^Thinks I am out of comebacks when I say that he dresses up like a hammered ACE member for halloween but in realality he is!

Has no idea what a spell check is

has a "wife"

has a son

what you dont?

stretches his rubberband.

Tries to be funny, but is really a closet case who calls Dr. Phil's help line daily.

Tried to hide behind a glass wall.

beats things with sticks

Accused someone at C2K of stealing a track when it was really made by the uploader.

-- has a good memory

Is mad at that weird lady that protests at soliders funerals.

Played Zappa's Black Page at 200 bpm with his toes

Drools over my kit setup

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Has an obsession for Cymbals

^ Means "cymbals"

Doesn't know that I have as many cymbals as TConwell

^Likes to break things.

Speaks the truth

Agrees with an old fart who thinks I ripped him off but didn't.

confesses that he tastes better than spam

[jayman]

is gonna be number 2000 in this post if he responds soon enough....

^is number 1999

[jayman]

2000

^ Has an odd avatar...