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Post October 17th, 2006, 5:15 pm

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

I was dying ... it is 9 mins long, but very informative. Pay attention kiddies -- it just might save you from a beat down as you go out in the world. [lol]

And then, watch this idiot comment on the video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tFcUtGJfBPs& ... ed&search=

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Post October 17th, 2006, 5:45 pm

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[lol][lol][lol] iv seen a written version of this a few times.
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Post October 17th, 2006, 5:49 pm
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[lol]I didn't even need a video to know bathroom ettequete. It's instinct. Although, When all of the stalls are filled (IE at a sports event) and I'm dieing to take a piss, I will take the stall regaurdless. They may not be another chance to do so if you wait for the stall next to you to be open.[;)]

Post October 17th, 2006, 5:55 pm

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[lol] that's a good one. It's pretty cool that they did the whole thing in The Sims too.

Post October 17th, 2006, 6:01 pm

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lmao, the guy killed the others to get to a sink, then got shot by a sharp shooter and the town went crazy because two guys were talking in the bathroom[lol][lol][lol][lol]

Post October 17th, 2006, 6:45 pm

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Hilarious...

I wonder which expansion packs they used, I don't have any of them.

Post October 17th, 2006, 6:47 pm

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I think the rules are amended if you are at a sporting event or concert ... that is, stalls that are next to each other may be used. [lol]

Post October 17th, 2006, 8:21 pm

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i saw that a while ago and my restroom habits have forever changed

that is a great movie

Post October 17th, 2006, 8:43 pm

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Would've been funnier if coasterguy77 didn't give away every detail of the ending...

Still, good stuff. lol at what their descriptions when the poor guy entered the stall because the other two were talking.

Post October 17th, 2006, 9:44 pm

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that was a good one; I hadn't seen it yet.

Of course, none of that applies to drum corps, lol... there it is truly maximum efficiency!

Post October 17th, 2006, 9:57 pm

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the glassmen pwn btw^
but it is really not efficient for our drumline

Post October 17th, 2006, 10:39 pm

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Wow. They managed to wrap Maslows Heirarchy in there. Crazy.

Post October 17th, 2006, 10:45 pm

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Hmm. I understand "Dropping the kids off at the pool", But where does the direct relation come with "Talking to a man about a horse". Anybody have the explanation?

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it wasnt done with the sims, it was done with The Movies

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^He was right I have it. The game is pricey but very fun. Yuo can even post all your 'movies' on the official site and people rate them. That movie especially was very well done.

Post October 18th, 2006, 11:15 am
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Post October 18th, 2006, 1:53 pm

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omFG! i was SERIOUSLY (like for REAL) rofl!! " While the two chat it up, sam does the proper thing: Walks to the furthest stall away from the impromptu chatroom; only to discover that someone has missed the toilet with their 'Monster Loaf' and now sammy is standing knee deep in 'Butt Pudding'. Sammy does the only thing he can do: he vomits all over the place; while at the same time losing control of his bladder and unleasing a torrent of kidney juice in his pants." OMFG I WAS LIKE PISSING MYSELF THERE!!! omg great find I havent seen that one.
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Post October 18th, 2006, 3:59 pm

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Seeing a man about a horse is at least 30 years old. I can remember my grandfather using it from time to time.

Here are some refs I found:

TO SEE A MAN ABOUT A DOG (OR HORSE) - "Although in the late nineteenth century, to 'see a man about a dog' meant to visit a woman for sexual purposes, it now means to go to the bathroom. It is, of course, a traditional answer to the questions Where are you going or What's your destination? The variations on these expressions are endless and include: Go see a dog about a horse, go and see a dog about a man, go and shoot a dog, go and feed a dog, go and feed the goldfish, go and mail a letter and go to one's private office." From the "The Wordsworth Book of Euphemism" by Judith S. Neaman and Carole G. Silver (Wordsworth Editions, Hertfordshire, 1995).

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To see a man, to see a man about a dog, or to see a man about a horse is usually a smiling apology for one's departure or absence, used as a bland euphemism to conceal one's true purpose. The phrase has several meanings but all refer to taking one's leave for some urgent purpose, especially to go to the bathroom or going to buy a drink. During Prohibition, "to see a man about a dog" often meant to go meet one's bootlegger. The phrase "see a dog about a man" is also sometimes used.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/See_a_man_about_a_horse

From the urban dictionaries, it means:

Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party. A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ut+a+horse


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