I Have Been Enlightened

[Coasterkidmwm]

I have seen the face of Jebus.

http://13gb.com/media.php?media_id=2005&top10=spammed

Wow, that's quite wonderful CKidmwm. However, I doubt that Jesus's face would reach us through a dog's behind.

umm, ahh. only in america

[Coasterkidmwm]

Yay for the South.

"I Have Been Enlightened"

Cannot wait to see the results ... certainly have not seen them yet.

[Coasterkidmwm]

I shine pretty colors.

I grammar bad, too.

[coolbeans326]

its to bad your not well endowed.

lol, but seriously, I think I see his face.

ive just thourght, who was the first guy to look at that dogs ares and go "hey i can see the face of jesus there"

there's actually a movie coming out called Tortilla Heaven that makes fun of all these appearances of jesus in inanimate objects.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independe ... n/trailer/

Yea, his face is in there. I first saw it in a Break.com picture gallery. I laughed my ass off so hard when I first saw it.

I doubt any of you are seeing the face of Jesus, as no one on this planet knows what he looks like for sure. The generalization is that he has brown hair down to his shoulders, a gentle acne-free face with soft eyes and a white robe of some sort.

For all we know, Jesus could be a girl, 3 feet tall, blonde spikey lesbian hair, and a dress made out of bear-fur. Just making a justification [:P]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Jesus isn't a girl because the Bible says "he ________" 9000 times, and you're going to get yourself killed by fundmentalists while they protest cervical cancer vaccines or something.

Yeah, I probably will be killed, but I don't care. I don't even know what Cervical Cancer is.

But I know factually that Jesus is not somewhere in a Dog's arse

[jayman]

wow, when i went to sunday school they said he was everywhere.. i guess they were right after all...

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

I doubt any of you are seeing the face of Jesus, as no one on this planet knows what he looks like for sure. The generalization is that he has brown hair down to his shoulders, a gentle acne-free face with soft eyes and a white robe of some sort.

For all we know, Jesus could be a girl, 3 feet tall, blonde spikey lesbian hair, and a dress made out of bear-fur. Just making a justification [:P]

(^not directed towards you but just this whole topic in general, sorry for making an example of you)
1- this was just a joke (I hope)_
2- it doesn't matter what jesus looks like

... must restrain self ...

[Oscar]

@ Jayman