Originally posted by wahbeans
a microsoft zune
put in fragments of flight 2666 that were burning hot from the flight down to Earth because the terriost on board named TOWANKA DE LAHEIKA wanted money so that he could buy a gun to kill his x girl friend because she slept with his cousin because he give her lazy sex and because he abuses her because she looks at other men differently because her husband is a bad person because as a child his mother punched him in the face because he ate poop thta came out of a 10billion year old mamooth who was eat dead grass at the shore of Bermuda and GET .....
Holy shizzle, and unread pizzle-ost. [Post]
Put in a Thorpe Flying Fish and get...