Today my psyche teacher dropped a bomb of a project on us: come up with 300 "reasonable life goals". They've got to reasonable, of course, and school friendly. Listing things, such as "Visit Albania, Visit Germany, Visit Arkansas, Visit Djibouti," as four different goals simply doesn't fly. The slightly obscene/delirious... such as DCs' suggestion of "Get in Beyonce's Pants" would be shot down as well.
So here's where you come in:
Post your goals/ideas that could believably be mine. Certainly she's not expecting them to all be dead serious, so feel free to use some creativity on these. What's in it for you? For each reasonable idear of yours that I use, I'll give ya' 50 friggin' points! Points will be given once 300 have been accumulated, in order to most efficiently dole out points without incurring massive donation fee charges.
Goals to be used, as well as the member who thought of them, will be listed below, and should be updated periodically.
Thanks in advance... let's get those creative juices flowin'! [:p]
1. Be in a movie
2. Break 150 mph on the Autobahn tiepilot5
3. Break 2300 on the SAT
4. Earn an Honors Diploma from High School
5. Eat a manwich
6. Eat Frog Legs (Rrollergod)
7. Eat Kalamari
8. Excommunicate my Youth Pastor
9. Finish Kilo
10. Get struck by lightning
11. Go an entire day without swearing
12. Go Base jumping at the Grand Canyon
13. Go quail hunting and prove myself a better aim than Cheney
14. Go Skydiving
15. Go to a pontifical college
16. Graduate College
17. Graduate High School
18. Have children
19. Have grandchildren
20. Impersonate Jack Bauer for Halloween
21. Kick an adulterer in an undisclosed location
22. Laugh as my friend has a hysterical pregnancy
23. Learn to count 8,462 in Japanese
24. Live in Germany
25. Meet George Carlin
26. Pass my AP Exams
27. Punch a shark in the nose
28. Ride El Toro at Six Flags Great Adventure
29. Ride Expedition GeForce at Holiday Park
30. Save someone's life
31. See a Solar Eclipse (tiepilot5)
32. Stand in the rain (tiepilot5)
33. Tell someone my life story (tiepilot5)
34. Turn in a serial killer
35. Vote George Bush out of office
36. Win a bodybuilding competition
37. Win a Nobel Prize in Literature
38. Ride a camel
39. Share a Bacon Swiss Chicken sandwich with a Lactose-intolerant vegitarian (WeeWeeSlap)
40. Study abroad in Europe
41. Teepee the White House
42. Throw somebody into a woodchipper
43. climb a coconut tree
44. Open a thrif shop
45. Watch the moon rise over the ocean
46. Have a picnic at Trafulgar Square
47. See the Kentucky Derby
48. See Stonehenge
49. Blow bubbles from the roof of a skyscraper
50. Do a cannonball off a suspension bridge
51. Go Scuba Diving
52. Plant a tree at the North Pole
53. Go Sailing
54. Spend three days at the Lourve
55. Go whitewater rafting
56. See Niagra Falls
57. See Paris in the spring
58. Swim in the Agean
59. Marry a Japanese woman
60. Climb Mt. Fuji
61. Beat cancer
62. Join the OSU Pot Throwing team
63. Color someone black with Sharpie Markers
64. Eat Breakfast at the Tokyo Fish Market
65. Beat Sephiroth
66. Discuss High Culture with Kratos
67. See System of a Down live in concert
68. Hat-jack Queen Elizabeth II
69. Catch hearing AIDs from having phone sex
70. Find Nemo (drummerkid)
71. Build a backyard rollercoaster (drummerkid)
72. Shatter windows with loud music (drummerkid)
73. Beat Dr. House in Chess
74. Fly a plane and live
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