paris hilton..

[jayman]

that woman got out of jail because of a medical condition, but they wont say what it is..
my guess is that she got some sort of "rash" on her fingers, i mean 3 days without, she probably got "lonely"
i hope that was pg 13 ..if not i'll remove it..

LMAO!

lmfao now she gets to stay in her chuffing mansion with a leg collar.
god dude paris hilton.. did any body watch the MTV awards..
" they're gonna paint her stall bars like penises"..
"yea she'll be breaking some teeth on those..
her face was priceless..

I love Paris Hilton. Just because she's dumb and knows it.
Her ignorance amuses me.

[Oscar]

buah!

lol

[Oscar]

and she's ordered back to jail, first indication for me was the helicopter orgy going on outside Then read the news and yep, back to jail for her.

she comited a crime she must do the time.

i bet she just wiened so so much they had to let her out for a little while for some peace and quite

[Oscar]

you can see 3 of the heli's there, behind that tree and to the north of it, there's probably 20 more

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[rcmaniac25]

It is a good thing she is going back to jail, doing time in her mansion would be like being forced to go on vacation. There is no reason you would say no.

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[Oscar]

I just realized the picture I uploaded, you can't even make out the helis, they look like dirt specks to the left of the tree

[jayman]

i guess now she realizes it isn't just razor burn

There's always something new with that lady.

Enough said ...

Dude.Paris Hilton still gives me a boner everytime i look at her.
Dont hate on dumbass blondes because everybody loves them..
-Her face when they arrested her again was priceless.. sobbing like a baby!

[jayman]

paris hilton does not turn me on, and yes i'm straight..
she's plain and talentless, her body has no shape to it and she has the face of a trailer park princess, complete with too much make up and rednecksploitation hairdo. she looks like the kind of girl that would be attractive to some desperate frat boy (or marine or etc.) from oklahoma when she's passed out at a party. not everybody loves them..mostly only guys who are worried their friends might think they're gay if they don't.. oh and gay dudes who enjoy celebrity drama..

Sheriff Lee Baca said yesterday that Paris Hilton will most likely only serve 18 days in the slammer. The Judge ordered Paris' sentence back up to 45-days yesterday, but hours after Lee Baca reduced it back down to the 23. He says she's already served 5-days so minus that from 23 and you got 18! State law requires that sluts get time off for "good behavior" for every day they serve.

She's currently at Twin Towers receiving medical and psychological treatment. Lee will then determine which facility she will go to. Paris' lawyers will file an appeal on Monday so wonky may be out even sooner.

Above is a picture of Wonky's 3 fans outside the courtroom. I'm actually surprised. I expected the average Wonk fan to be 11-years-old with severe ADD.

UPDATE - According to TMZ Paris isn't doing well and hasn't eaten since yesterday. She's been described as several sources as "fragile" "withdrawn" and "sullen." She's been crying and praying. She's on meds and her shrink spent 2 hours with her yesterday. Is it that bad?

From dlisted.com

Paris is one of the least attractive people I know. Even just basing that off of looks. I can't stand her body. She's an anerexic, stuck up, good for nothing whore. Period. She has no redeeming qualities.
During dinner, my mother commented on her. She says, "Paris is out of jail already. Three whole days. Little *'nother name for a cat* *'nother name for a female dog* ." And normally she is quite a sweet woman. I guess people getting off easy their entire life, working for nothing that they have, and expecting everything to be handed to the on a silver platter makes her a bit mad.
I'm gonna stop there. If I continue, I'm going to say something to get me banned.
But before I go, I have a few words.
Sarah Silverman rules.

http://www.hallpass.com/media/sarahsilv ... ltonl.html
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Paris Hilton is not playing with the full deck of cards... We all know she has done nothing in life to deserve a huge mansion and BMW's... And her acting IMO, sucks... that is why it should not be meda coveraged...we as americans get so thrilled when murders happen, or when people who are famous got to jail, for instance, If I were to go to Jail... No one outside of friends/ family would care... no one... So why do we have to see Paris? It is a good question, and shows how bad American news leaders chose what storys to pick... Although people in other countrys are finding out too, like paris, so it is just a sad world.

If they are going to show things that are bad... The media should show good storys, such as Me making the Honor roll...

[jayman]

naw.. they might not let your mom sign up though..
nothing pisses hard working people off more than this shiz. your mom's right..
when martha stewart was nailed she took her lumps.. and there were circumstances that she coulda used in her favor..but you see.. she works her ass off, and probably has some sort of self respect based on the fact that since she's able to reap the benefits of hard work, she also has to reap the consequences of wrongdoing..
paris hilton has never worked hard. henceforth, she doesn't understand the concept of one's lot in life being the result of their "own " actions, not the privileges offered as a result of her pedigree..
and that's a cocktail sermon for ya..

What a stupid bitch. Sorry for the language, but she deserves it.

Sarah Silverman does rule!

I'm a gay kid obsessed with celebrity drama, and I think Paris Hilton is a witch-w+b. That's why I love her.

She is really one of the rudest people to walk this earth too.

When asked why she drove with her license suspended, her response to the judge (that is, the man holding her fate) said "Oh, I'm hot and I forgot." Tells you everything you need to know there. IMO, the judge should have doubled her sentence for that kind of stupidity.

And that Sarah Silverman video ... when you can make Jack Nicholson laugh, you pretty much have hit it right on. Priceless Justin, priceless.

[Coasterkidmwm]

I can't wait for her to either die of alcohol/drug poisoning or randomly discover jesus.