The Community Vending Machine

A pissed off Jesus

Put in Tenacious D and get...

A rock off.


Put in the white stripes and get

a soda

puts in nothing cause were all outta money and items and gets...

No life (a.k.a. Austin in the chat room 24/7 [:D])

Put in a 40oz. and get...

A banana

Put in Vekoma and get......

the same feeling that riccoaster's avatar gives me.

Put in three toothpicks and twelve rabid squirrels...

And get Sequoia Adventure!

Put in a top spin...

and get a very old topic back on the front page!


Put in a very big CoasterCrazy.com bill and get.......

a bankrupted person.

Puts in a $2 dollar bill and gets...

a hooker.

Put in a gooch and get...

[Dirk_Ermen]

the gooch back. (apparently you just bought a gooch! )

I'd put in a fake coin and get...

A rubber duck.

Put in an ostrich egg...

And get a chicken.

Put in a bottle of gel and get...

[Dirk_Ermen]

an error, the cap wasn't put properly on and gel got stuck in the machine.

Insert a n00b and get...

[Oscar]

someone named hyyyper

Put in a vagina, a horse and a clown at the same time and get...

a typical looking american girl

put in a tube of blue smarties get...............

The empty tube.

Put in your wallet and get....

a note saying thankyou for donateing every penny you have to coastercrazy.com


put that note back into the maching and you get....

A premium account on CC!

Put in gazag and get...

a fat ducky

you put in the Mythbusters....

...you get pointless knowledge.

You put in a can of soda...

You get an enormous bolder that comes rolling out of the vending machine and crushes you.

Put in Indiana Jones...

You get a hat.

Put in an emo...

You get cut up wrists

You put in a musical...

you get the worst movie ever.

You put in NL into a machine...