I need tips!

Ok so I told this girl that I liked her and she said she liked me so. Tomorow I have to ask her dad for permission for her to be my girlfriend. I'm scared to death any tips or comments on what I should say thanks.

the fact that you have to ask her dad would make me back down right there...lol

well if i didn't do so. then he would probably get mad and not let me see her anymore

Uh be polite and nice. Coming off as a dick is the worst thing you can do obviously. Make sure you smell good and look normal and stuff.

DON'T be yourself. Call him 'sir' alot. Like Jimmy said, be nice and smell good. Don't wear a hat.

I know! I thought about that because i wear hats like all the time. So ya i'll be sure to groom my hair really good. Lol.

[jayman]

bring the dad some beer and make sure he's drunk before you try anything with her.

^[lol]

Well, I honestly never had to talk with the dad... YET! But I would always try to be very kind to him maybe if he is trying to accomplish something then help him. Also, I wouldn't really call him "sir" that sounds like you are trying to hard. Say "Mr. (Insert last name here)" or something along those lines. He will probably ask about your hobbies... Try to only mention your good ones, and say what you would like to do in your future...

Hope that helps.

thanks

[jayman]

all joking aside i think you should know..
the first thing he will ask you is "what do you mean" i'm not gonna tell you what to say here, but remember you'll probabally think anything you say here sounds lame, judging by the look on his face. just remember he WILL ask this question. any dad who wants you to ask isn't going to be the type of guy who says.."sure , no problem" he will either say NO or start in with a whole series of other questions, starting with this one..

well how excactly do I end the conversation.

[jayman]

uh uh .. you DON"T ... he does.

If all goes well then just say "Thank you very much Mr. *last name here*" and walk off with your prize.

lol.

So, how did it go?

I didn't get to go? my dads car broke down

Oh that sucks... So you going tomorrow or what I want to hear how paranoid her dad is.

um no I have to wait a week. It stinks. But I still talk to her everyday. I'm talking to her right now but I don't think her dad knows??

thats a strict dad...


oh, and why is this in the fun and games board?

oh whyoops i thought i put in the off topic discoussion. my bad[:D]

[Oscar]

women are nothing but fun and games to some of us, even us crippled folk![lol] j.k. just relx imo and uhmm have a meeting of the minds rather than try impressing him just relax, chill, don't do the whole Sir calling thing, the Mr. Last name thing willwork but I'd ask if calling him by his first name is ok. of course this is considering you're underage, if over age, there's no need to talk to him, go straight to the girl

As the father of a 13 year old girl myself, why not try your pitch out on me? Seriously, impress me with something I have not heard or THOUGHT OF when I was your age.

Edit: And the calling me "sir" thing ... if it sounds fake or that you are not genuine, it will get old VERY fast. Here are some additional tips for you:

10 Rules For Dating My Daughter

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and my own cemetary. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

^LOL.
if you were fatherinlaw i whould been scared like SH*T[lol]

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I had no problem whatsoever in high school when I had to meet my girlfriend's dad. He liked me a lot. I was courteous, told the truth, and treated his daughter with respect.

Oh, and I thought he was seriously hot, so maybe subconsciously he was picking up on that and was just flattered.