like, such as....

William Sledd rawkz

since when did i walk out of my house and be afraid i was getting shot...the only place in the US where you should be afraid of getting shot is Copton South LA CAlifornia.

Uh I don't fear for my life. I'm sorry.

[jayman]

you're right those are good things.. i respect canada for telling bush to shove it as far as the iraq thing goes. but the whole attitude towards gun ownership is lame. i agree that the validated stereotype of the typical american gun owner being some uneducated xenophobic redneck who likes making annoyingly loud noises and disowns his son for not volunteering to go to war. but we aren't all like that. i believe in liberty. i live in a country that has an unchangeable bill of rights that states that ANY citizen of this country is trusted to own(and even carry) a weapon. we do have limits on that, practical and reasonable ones. felons cannot own guns, nor can they vote. concealed weapons are a no no without a permit just about everywhere. but that's not because of "gun ownership" it's because of criminals. if you wanted to say that for some reason or other there's more crime here.. fine.. per capita? yeah probabally.as a whole i'd say that canadians are far more peaceful and ordered as a whole than the u.s. i'm not being traitorous, i just think that's a fact. but theres a whole lot of stuff to be taken into consideration. and at the root of it is our original intentions and goals as country. some people take the liberties we have too far and commit crimes, with guns even. but it just means THEY should be taken out of the equation, not guns

Go firearms jay![lol]

[Coasterkidmwm]

She is the kind of girl that would be taken advantage in a truth or dare game by someone saying "I dare you to give me head".

Originally posted by CalawayParkCanada is better than the US because we don't have to.

When half of the USA wanted to leave we had a goddamned bloody ass war over it and settled it that way unlike you sissies. Free Quebec ring a bell?

Also on the pissing off Bush topic, I like the Venezuelan guy for jacking around Bush. His methods are waaaay funnier.

[Oscar]

I wish I was an illegal immigrant in the USA. Then I'd get fre health care. Tha's the only thing I dislike about USA, well there's more but it totally sucks that illegal immigrants can come and abuse of the health care system while I as a citizen have to pay for each and every single thing or have to lie to get some stuff. Canada rocks because they make Crown Royal. USA rocks cuz of the hot gringas. Mexico rocks cuz of the cheap health care that is better than the USA imo and of course it rocks because of the tequila lime with salt on women bellies

...and world peace

[jayman]

Also on the pissing off Bush topic, I like the Venezuelan guy for jacking around Bush. His methods are waaaay funnier.

and it TOTALLY freaks out the people who he listens too.

Originally posted by ExTraxYz

How the hell can a 5th not locate the US on a map like this..?

This is awesome.

LOL. Anyone that says, in someway, "I don't want to live in America because you can't walk out of your house without having fear of someone shooting you.", I am presently laughing at you.

[jayman]

Originally posted by wersigobra

Originally posted by ExTraxYz

How the hell can a 5th not locate the US on a map like this..?

This is awesome.

funniest website EVER!!!! except maybe for landover baptist.. look for it in the links..

[Coasterkidmwm]

They forgot Antarctica. Americans know about that place. I hope.

[jayman]

nope.. the bible doesn't mention it, so therefore it's a liberal, left wing, god hating, junk science sort of thingy that does NOT exist.

[Coasterkidmwm]

You forgot that it's part of the gay agenda and "devil's handiwork" or a "test of faith" is the term you use when describing made up things like fawl-sills and Antarctica.

[jayman]

oh yeah..
satan would like you to believe theres such a place as antartica, in fact, if you play motley crue backwards you cna distinctly hear the words " antartica exists, vote for hillary, feel the freeze" a lie of course, one of the angel of lights finest...

That whole map is really quite off. If you are going to satirically make fun of the US you better do it right. Thats just pitiful.

And Real wins the 'reading way too much into it' award of the year!

Gratewlashinz.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/c ... spoken.jpg

[Coasterkidmwm]

Nah Real is right. If you wanted to make it accurate you'd have to include at least the middle east. That's all we ever here about. You turn on the news ad all you hear is "blah blah blah IRAQ blah IRAN blah blah blah ISRAEL DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AGAIN blah blah blah blah IRAQ blah blha IRAQ blah IRAN"

Also ya'll have to be retarded not include Mexico accurately with a "they took our jobs" type thing or something.

^Exactly.

Real and CKW - 1
Calaway - 0

See, my theory is if you are going to do something - DO IT WELL. Especially sarcasm. No one likes cheap sarcasm. Its like cheap beer. Or anything a cheap tv. Or anything that should ALWAYS be good - is done cheaply.

That map - very cheap. Not thought out and while slightly funny at first glance quickly loses any hint of funniness. Its just poorly done.


If you choose to be sarcastic you better do it well.

[jayman]

i actually saw it 2 or 3 years ago and i still laugh.. i guess you have to be someone who realizes that LOTS of people here think like that. i was in the military for 6 years.. i met many many people who think of the world like that, now i work as a mechanic in a lawnmower shop in a less than cultured part of san diego county, and i run into it all the time..
i guess objectivity helps a sense of humor though..

And besides, Canada looks way too big and important in that picture anyways.

Originally posted by Real

^Exactly.

Real and CKW - 1
Calaway - 0

See, my theory is if you are going to do something - DO IT WELL. Especially sarcasm. No one likes cheap sarcasm. Its like cheap beer. Or anything a cheap tv. Or anything that should ALWAYS be good - is done cheaply.

That map - very cheap. Not thought out and while slightly funny at first glance quickly loses any hint of funniness. Its just poorly done.


If you choose to be sarcastic you better do it well.

Sorry I read your post incorrectly, I thought you were offended or something and you were saying it was way off what Americans actually see.

My bad, I caught your drift now though, forgive me

Well it is way off of what we see.

[Coasterkidmwm]

I swear to god Calaway