Death to Chipmunks!

[Oscar]

you could try fishing them.

This thread makes me sad

Chipmunks are cute, and are better than your driveway.

[stupid]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by CalawayPark

This thread makes me sad

Chipmunks are cute, and are better than your driveway.

Then why don't you and your ejaculate colored Mac come down here and pay for a brand new driveway since they're so goddamned cute and precious?

He uses a PC. And the iMac he's getting isn't actually white. But white or gray, a Mac won't help pay for your driveway.

[Coasterkidmwm]

He could sell it since it's horribly priced to help finance the new driveway.

True. I don't think he will though.

[jayman]

YUP.. CHIPMUNKS LIVING IN A WILD PLACE AND SCURRYING AWAY WHEN YOU WALK BY= CUTE..
CHIPMUNKS BURROWING UNDER YOUR DRIVEWAY AND CAUSING DAMAGE WHERE THEY DONT BELONG = PEST

[Coasterkidmwm]

you made a caps lock ewpzie

So the chipmunks ruined your driveway?

Your driveway ruined the chipmunks home?

Let's all just be friends. No one's perfect.

[Coasterkidmwm]

No you dumbass. The driveway was there before the chipmunks decided to big under it. Thus they deserve to die.

My dad tried the bowl of antifreeze trick and all it got was a skunk. I'm buying a pellet gun today and I'm gonna shoot bastards in spring!

[Oscar]

well, one less skunk to worry about, you try the fishing line trick I link you to? You can do that and have them follow it to a bowl of battery acid.

well i say u get a can of deodorant, get a lighter and stick it down the hole, and spray, OH THE DELIGHTFUL BURNING! or u could use asaa's idea and put a mini nuke down there, cus ur getting a new driveway anyway and who said subtlety was the key here?[}:)][:D]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Yeah mini nuke great idea. I would love to make my house radioactive. You guys don't seem to understand just how seriously screwed up this is. When me and my dad tried to drown them we stuck the hose in the hole and turned it on for 10 minutes. IT NEVER FILLED UP. That's why the driveway collapsed. They've dug out that badly.

alright then sensible idea *OMG's all around* y dnt u hire an exterminator?

or see if u can get a ferret to go down, then he'll chase em out and u can shoot the stragglers wid ur new pellet gun?

blow them away with a nuke er something... ok nvm lets get real, uhm i think gasoline, and some fany fireworks would do the job,,, but if you really wanna get creative, pour some liquid nitrogen down there little hole, they wont come out...trust me, and if they do, pick em up and throw em on the sidewalk, they'll shatter... muahahahhahhaha.... (evil laugh was 100% nessesary...) you can buy liquid nitrogen off the internet for sure...