oh,,, yeah..i want to join this religion..

Me: Awesome.
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: Yup.
God: I understand.
Me: Do you like Smosh?
God: I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with myself.
Me: So you like to bump fuzz with yourself?
God: Interesting deduction. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to bump fuzz with myself that much. I like to make new friends.

Originally posted by CalawayPark

Originally posted by TConwell

More lunacy. Stop throwing dirt on everyone as you shovel, this is your mess kiddo.

How am I blaming anyone? And how is this lunacy?

PROVE THAT BEING GAY IS A CHOICE!

I tried to stay out of this but it's getting hard to now. I agree with you in that I believe being gay is something that people can't help, but to ask someone to prove anything like that to you is ridiculous. You don't need approval from TJ to live your life do you? Believe whatever you want as long as it makes you happy, and don't worry about making everyone else agree with you.

Isn't this topic about JW's and how they don't use medicine?

Thank you guitarplayer ... thank you.

Originally posted by guitarplayer673

You don't need approval from TJ to live your life do you?

I need approval from TJ to live my life... [V]

Yeah how come Calaway's so special?

[Coasterkidmwm]

I need approval from TJ to date his daughter.

Yeah I just went there

Request denied, there, that settles that.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Why?

Hand me those shotgun shells, will ya?

[Kev]

Originally posted by Z00Z3R

Isn't this topic about JW's and how they don't use medicine?

No, but you were close. You make a good point though, and I'm going to stop posting about all of this other crap after this one.

my final thoughts on this subject that went off topic...

Being happy with yourself means the following -

1) You don't require approval from anyone else.
2) You don't require proof from others that your direction in life was a choice.
3) You can allow others to believe what they want, just as you want them to respect your beliefs.
4) You can participate in coaster game websites without feeling the need to proclaim 'yay! i'm gay!' at the drop of a hat.

There, i'm done.

[:D]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by TConwell

Hand me those shotgun shells, will ya?

Aw cmon seriously why not? I'd be a good boyfriend.

1. I'm getting an education
2. I have a full time summer and winter job
3. I'm really really nice
4. I'm not a sissy metrosexual or anything annoying like that and hate them.
5. I hate hippies.
6. I hate emos
7. I like America

Originally posted by CalawayPark


Give me a logical damn reason why it's a sin? "BECUZ DA BIBAL SEZ SO YA!"

"God said so?"

If Jesus died for our sins why does the bible still say gays go to hell no matter what? Because it does.

It doesn't, actually. The quoted verses were slightly out-of-context. I'll ignore the Leviticus verse since all of those Mosaic Covenant laws were explained in Matthew 22:37-40 as depending wholly on two pivotal ones: "You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind" and "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."
In context, the Romans verse speaks against all who slow down the spread of the gospel through their ungodly acts. The 'due penalty' they received was because they professed their wisdom but still committed ungodliness, not just because they committed sexual acts with other men.
In the Corinthians verse, merely read everything which comes directly after it, and you can see that this is not an exclusive list of people who will be condemned. Verse eleven implies that he is referring to those who have not been made clean through Jesus and the Spirit. In the next verse, he says "all things are lawful for me, but not all things are profitable." In the following lines, he clearly condemns sexual immorality, but the overall message isn't "God hates fags" or "Homosexuals will burn."

In fact, in Matthew 12:31, Jesus says "Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven people, but blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven." And then there is the fact that Jesus died for the forgiveness of sins. That means that if homosexuality is a sin, just like any other sin, it can be atoned for through faith.

The Bible does clearly consider homosexuality to be a sin, as sodomy is clearly listed along with adultery, fornication, and idolatry on the lists of 'big sins' from throughout Paul's letters. But it is just that: part of the list.

My point is, although it is clearly against the teachings of Christianity, and is considered to be a sin according to the Bible, that does not mean that all homosexuals will be condemned on the day of judgment. If you follow that logic, that would also mean that everyone who had pre-marital sex or cheated on their spouse will also be condemned. My point is, don't let the sign-waving super-saints convince you that "God hates fags." On the contrary... he loves every person so much that he offered a way to have every sin they ever committed utterly forgotten.

And I wish to apologize for the actions of any other spiteful people who have proclaimed the gospel to you, but have lived a life of hypocracy, hating you for your lifestyle. That is NOT supported by the Bible. According to Matthew 5, Christians are to love both friends and enemies alike. And according to that same reading, Christians are supposed to "let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your father who is in heaven." However, this is an age of hypocracy, to the point that most people can't tell the difference. Understand that this is our fault for not practicing what we preach, and not the fault of the religion. So don't neglect the gospel just because of the hypocrytes.

I highly doubt that anything I have just pointed out will really make a difference, but I just want you to know that your presumptions are not necessarily right. Whatever you choose in your life, I wish you happiness.

And for context, I'm a Christian, but three of my best friends are gay, my girlfriend is agnostic, most of my other friends are atheist, and I'm okay with that. Judging them is not my job. My job is to show them love.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

4. I'm not a sissy metrosexual or anything

6. I hate emos

But u love me? *puppy eyes*

[Coasterkidmwm]

ya you don't xount.

People keep saying that the emos on this site suck, but other than Casper who are the other emos?

i like the emo hairstyle, i fancy an emo and i like emo music and sumtimes i feel about hurting myself to make people care, does that make me an emo? (sorry to go WAY off topic)

CJ -- Perfectly written. Hopefully it was received.

And for the record:

Originally posted by Kev

4) You can participate in coaster game websites without feeling the need to proclaim 'yay! i'm gay!' at the drop of a hat.

Here, Here! [lol]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Lemme date your daughter. PWEASE!

[Oscar]

you
onto ckmwm
8. he's a virgin
I approve!

[Coasterkidmwm]

Ya see WWS knows what's best. I have a pure soul and heart.

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

People keep saying that the emos on this site suck, but other than Casper who are the other emos?

They say I'm emo.

*Shrug*

Originally posted by hyyyper

i'm not gonna quote Tcon's long ass post from 2 pages back, but if i read correctly, not believing in jesus and the stuff will get to hell or what?

Why is it that this always comes back up? I definatly dont live my life every day thinking "omg, i better follow God or Im goin to hell!"

Nor did I choose God for fear or hell. Hell NEVER came into the question. Not going to hell is a minor bonus in the larger scene. Infact, I dont think anyone should really base their faith on "not going somewhere" or "going somewhere" because thats not going to be true motivation.


CJD wrote a beautiful post. One that should be framed and posted at every site. I mean, "sign-waving super-saints"? Thats brilliant.

But I totally agree. Id like to add that for those who are gay and have to try and force the idea that it isnt a sin - well, if you are still not sinless - whats it matter? Im a very honest person and rarely every lie but does the lack of one sin make up for the amount of sin in something else? Heck no. I for one am growing weary of the whole thing. Gay, straight, whatever I dont really care. You are human. You still screw up just like me. Weve all got our lifes; story - how you write it is your choice. So whether you are gay, a liar, a cheater or just have crutches you cant get from your life - welcome to humanity.

[approve][approve]

God:
Aren't all small explosion between my legs farts?

God: farts are all the small explosions between his legs.