And now, For My Pointless Invention of the Day...

Originally posted by Z00Z3R


And once Apple learns to fix those problems (which it won't) maybe it won't suck.

Who are you to say they won't? Don't get mad at them for not fixing that if you refuse to complain to them instead of us.

Someone has to say something if they want it to change...

I think it's cool, Halo and Calaway. You both made pretty tight devices. I'd buy both of them [:D] But only because I don't know what an interface is, nor do I see anything wrong with the exteriors.

Except the screen that still isnt in the center

So? Everyone can see the screen...LOL

[Oscar]

another piece of crap dreamt up by emo's

I heard that about this site once...

Sorry to break up a fight guys but why are you contradicting a made-up MP3 player?

Originally posted by RRollergod

Sorry to break up a fight guys but why are you contradicting a made-up MP3 player?

'Cause it's a really awesome made up MP3 player xD

Honestly I have no idea, it's kind of arguing for the sake of arguing but that's cool.

I love my EMO level, WWS. It's awesome, I'm super serial...

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

I heard that about this site once...

[Coasterkidmwm]

Introducing the "MP3 Player".

Normal Features:
*The ability to play music that isn't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*The ability to play movies that aren't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*Record via cable that plugs into another device's headphone jack
*Record via microphone
*AM/FM Radio Tuner
*A scrolly wheel thingy like on a mouse.

Controversial Features:
*Built in taser for zapping Apple assholes that won't shut the chuff up for 5 goddamned minutes about their precious iPods, iPhones, iLife, iCancerous Tumor and iDildos. Taser will shoot up to 20ft from the user.
*50 hour music playing battery life when taser is not used. Four tases will drain a full battery so they're to be used sparingly. The battery life is more in the normal range and out of the crappy failures of battery life iPods have.
*The ability to scroll from A to Z instead of ALL THE chuffing WAY THROUGH 20,000 SONGS TO GET TO THE ONE STARTING WITH Y like some of the old iPod's brilliant designwork requires you to do.
*It is a bit large for an mp3 player. Slightly larger than a PSP. It contains a shiny galena back so the mp3 player can be effectively used as a bludgeoning device when surrounded by too many Apple fanatics for effective taser use.

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[Oscar]

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

I heard that about this site once...

Gerstlcrazy22: i dont even act as gay as 90% of the gays on wws

You are right, you act gayer than that 90% percent combined.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Introducing the "MP3 Player".

Normal Features:
*The ability to play music that isn't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*The ability to play movies that aren't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*Record via cable that plugs into another device's headphone jack
*Record via microphone
*AM/FM Radio Tuner
*A scrolly wheel thingy like on a mouse.

Controversial Features:
*Built in taser for zapping Apple assholes that won't shut the chuff up for 5 goddamned minutes about their precious iPods, iPhones, iLife, iCancerous Tumor and iDildos. Taser will shoot up to 20ft from the user.
*50 hour music playing battery life when taser is not used. Four tases will drain a full battery so they're to be used sparingly. The battery life is more in the normal range and out of the crappy failures of battery life iPods have.
*The ability to scroll from A to Z instead of ALL THE chuffing WAY THROUGH 20,000 SONGS TO GET TO THE ONE STARTING WITH Y like some of the old iPod's brilliant designwork requires you to do.
*It is a bit large for an mp3 player. Slightly larger than a PSP. It contains a shiny galena back so the mp3 player can be effectively used as a bludgeoning device when surrounded by too many Apple fanatics for effective taser use.

Lmfao.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Introducing the "MP3 Player".

Normal Features:
*The ability to play music that isn't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*The ability to play movies that aren't Apple related without having to dick around Apple's monopolistic shiz
*Record via cable that plugs into another device's headphone jack
*Record via microphone
*AM/FM Radio Tuner
*A scrolly wheel thingy like on a mouse.

Controversial Features:
*Built in taser for zapping Apple assholes that won't shut the chuff up for 5 goddamned minutes about their precious iPods, iPhones, iLife, iCancerous Tumor and iDildos. Taser will shoot up to 20ft from the user.
*50 hour music playing battery life when taser is not used. Four tases will drain a full battery so they're to be used sparingly. The battery life is more in the normal range and out of the crappy failures of battery life iPods have.
*The ability to scroll from A to Z instead of ALL THE chuffing WAY THROUGH 20,000 SONGS TO GET TO THE ONE STARTING WITH Y like some of the old iPod's brilliant designwork requires you to do.
*It is a bit large for an mp3 player. Slightly larger than a PSP. It contains a shiny galena back so the mp3 player can be effectively used as a bludgeoning device when surrounded by too many Apple fanatics for effective taser use.

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Post of the year award goes too...

[Oscar]

Now that's a true mp3 player

^Damn right it is.
Though I wish you could get real pics instead of Paint-created ones on your MP3 Player.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Yeah non-mspaint real boobies would be nice

[Coasterkidmwm]

Cmon people this player needs more support. It has BOOBIES on the front how could you hate that. Also it would be made in goddamned America and not BangladeshaTaiwanChinaIndiaMexicoIca like everything else.

Cuz we're all gay?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Okay it comes in a pink version with a dude's buldge in a thong does that make it better?

I'd buy it (the one with boobies).

This is all very amusing to read.
You've got two top of the line topics.

one- Gays v. straights
two- what mp3 players are better.

keep this going, its funny.
i'll read more tomarrow.
lmao!!!