Uncyclopedia: Roller coasters

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Roller_coaster

Prepare to laugh![lol]

"Batman and Robin: Have Sex "

Haha that is such a sweet ride name... where is it?

LMFAO! Top Thrill Phallus! And "the Intamin Curse"...Wow, great laugh!

Instead of using complicated mathematics and expensive computers, Arrow rides are designed using coathangers.

HAHAHHA. Classic!

"While GCI makes rides that look twisted and badass, GG makes rides that are badass."

I like that one

Oh my god, I just peed a little [lol][lol][lol]



I love the guy that did this...

^He is a regular on TPR.

Ryan, POUND IT.

Duh.

uh, did anybody but me find this paragraph funniest???

"Roller coasters provide near death experience without actually dying. To achieve this the engineering team spend several minutes doing stress and strain graphs to ensure the safety of the riders depends on just one bolt. Statistically, roller coasters are very safe. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission estimates that 134 park guests required hospitalization per day,and it is considered more dangerous driving to a theme park than riding coasters, especially if you travel in a French car. "

I also love the whole "parts of a coaster" section at the bottom, esp....

1.Loop - A piece of track that goes upside down. It is also known by the General Public as a "loop dee loop." This is derogatory and if anyone near you says "loop dee loop", please hit them. If a coaster gets stuck, it's usually in the loop and everyone falls out.

2. Incline Loop - A loop that is too drunk to stand up straight. First invented when engineers at Arrow tried to build a regular loop and it tipped over.

3.In-line twist - The track rolls over while going in a straight line. Much like a dog, however the roller coaster doesn't get a treat.

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OMFG, this was just too hilirius

I mean, Togo: ''In return for dropping the atomic bomb Japan gave us Togo''

And a corcksrew coaster, a coaster that opens wine bottles..

Some people are crazy enough to actually enjoy roller coasters. One such group is the American Coaster Enthusiasts. Not only do they love coasters, but they also love gravy and all-you-can-eat buffets, though their ultimate fantasy is a gravy buffet

After that part they should add: "They also have a fondness for Dippin Dots vendors. It is a widely known fact that Dippin Dots vendors are industry insiders with access to most parks????????? future plans."

[hyyyper]

I'm pretty sure a TPR member put this on uncyclopedia, i recognize a lot of running gags and TPR-inside-jokes

^ Which is why I was sad to see that the Dippin Dots vendor didn't make the cut . . . .

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