BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 2 Release Date Pushed Back!

I'd love to see Cade's expression this afternoon when he gets to the Iphone store.

It's going to be FUN!

As long as iPhone doesn't come with a bouncy castle, it ain't fun.

I hope his iPhone comes with herpes.

Originally posted by drummerkid

I hope his iPhone comes with herpes.

Or anthrax

Well after all this mess trying to tell me the iPhone date was pushed back and me almost falling for it...Today I became a PROUD iPhone owner!

Once again. Your parents are the owners. You are the user.

[Oscar]

apple tool!
I was bad ass enough to go to the local apple store that is like 10 miles away with some friends and throw water ballons at the people in line. [:)]
That made my day after spending most of the morning sitting in the hospital clininc only to tell me I am not alright which I already knew *duh*

I paid 250 of it, out of 299!

Hmm, I can think of a lot of better things to do with that money...

Originally posted by Cade

Well after all this mess trying to tell me the iPhone date was pushed back and me almost falling for it...Today I became a PROUD iPhone owner!

No no no, you fell for it, not ALMOST.

Originally posted by Gav

Hmm, I can think of a lot of better things to do with that money...

..like Thai hookers.

Yeah, and when you're done with them you'll even have enough money left to buy a decent phone.

Originally posted by Cade

I paid 250 of it, out of 299!

Yea but the 250 you got from your allowance or something from your parents... How old are you Cade?

Make a poll and lets start guessing.
5?

It's official ... the iPhone officially sucks donkey balls!!
You'd think the tools at Apple would test something before releasing it!

It's not that the iPhone sucks, it's just the people who use them suck.

Except my pop. He's awesome.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by Gav

Hmm, I can think of a lot of better things to do with that money...

250 will get you 125 blowjobs from the local discount crackwhore by where I work in the ghetto and probably a couple of diseases to go with them.

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=517057

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

[jayman]

Originally posted by TConwell

It's official ... the iPhone officially sucks donkey balls!!
You'd think the tools at Apple would test something before releasing it!

but it looks so rad, and everyone knows what your phone looks like makes a huge difference in how it works!!!!
really though, buy it anyways people, it'll be obsolete/out of style, soon anyway and thats why you buy this kind of thing anyway..

Oh I am 15 today and I got that money two years ago when I helped my stepdad do these card things. I got 1 cent a card. So do the math on how many cards I had to push through that machine to earn 300...but I got 250 from selling it! [:(!]

How's that NEW phone working out for you, Cade?

Yeah, it suddenly became quiet here.

It is working great...hahaha from the bomb threats at Willow Bend Mall(where the Apple store is) to the 30 minute activation..It has been crazy!

[Oscar]

It was quiet due to the applephone sex that was going on.

yea i bet! it was a crazy mess

[Coasterkidmwm]

So is it splooge proof Cade?