post your jokes!

to all those of a jokey nature, here is the place to post your jokes, i have some.

there's a nun sitting in a bath, and she's naked, so there's a knock at the door and she asks who it is, the guy at the door says "it's the blind man" so she says, oh OK you can come in then. The man walks in, looks at the nun and says"nice tits! where do you want me to hang the blinds then?"[dorkhat]

santa walks in to a doctor, and says "me and the lads were muckin' about last night and i've ended up with a mince pie up my bum", so the doctor says "well that's ok i've got some cream for that."

i forgot a load but that's just to get ya started, fire away!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?



A Carrot.

What is an owl's favorite subject?


Owlgebra.

Did you hear about the two antennaes getting married?

The wedding was boring, but the recpetion was great.

[gouldy]

what's blue and is a colour.

blue.

What is your favorite type of book friction or non friction? You get it?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Cade

^[lol] That took me a while to get.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Cade

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
thats great.

Dude, you just won the topic

Husband,says to wife:
Ur ass is as big as a BBQ grill...
Later that day,He Tries to get some
Wife says: Excuse me...
I'm not going 2 fire up this "Grill"
For 1 Lilttle tiny weenie...

[Coasterkidmwm]

I have another joke

Young earth creationists.

Q: What does a red neck call the phone company?


A: Taco Bell!

What's brown and sticky?



A stick!

[jayman]

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

I have another joke

Young earth creationists.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, HOW ABOUT "FLOOD 'PROVERS'"

[jayman]

wife says to husband " honey..i'm not happy with the size of my breasts. i want a boob job"
and husband says.. "whoah baby.. that's expensive, why dont you try this.. take some toilet tissue and rub it vigorously between your breasts at least two times a day.."
wife says "what makes you think that'll work?"












husband says.. "well... look at what it does for your ass"..

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Cade

Win.

What's the difference between a woman and a
computer?

A woman won't accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.

[jayman]

guy walks into a bar sits down, pulls out a ciggarette and asks the guy next to himfor alight.. the guy puls out a lighter as big as a shoe and lights dude's cigarrette with it, nearly burning the guys eybrows in the process..
the guy take a drtag offa his smoke and says " where the hell did you get that lighter?"
the guy says.. "well i got a genie here in this magic lamp. i tell you what dude..because im sorry i almost burned you i'll let you you rub the lamp ask it for something,but just be discreet"
so he rubs the lamp and whispers something into it..
SUDDENLY the bar is just saturated with ducks, the quaking is intolerable and they're crappping everwhere, the bar is just packeed wall to wall with like a million ducks..
the man says " what the hell just happened "
and the man with the magic lamp says.. ohh yeah, i forgot to tell you the geeie's old and hard of hearing.. i mena , hell, do you really think i asked for a 10 inch "bic" ?

Why don't birds wear pants?




Because their peckers' on their face.

[yoshifreak]

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.

A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

I dont get the book friction one...

Why did the elephant wear green boots?



So it could hide in the grass.

Thanks Polly-O cheesesticks.

Originally posted by cool5

What is your favorite type of book friction or non friction? You get it?

No.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Cade

[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]
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omg screw all those great sex jokes in the topic, this one takes the cake!!!!! definately the best by far... [:D]

Originally posted by tiepilot35

Originally posted by cool5

What is your favorite type of book friction or non friction? You get it?

No.

I'm with ya on this one... [approve] Very much confused by it! [confused]

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Ok, I got one of my own:


... i happened to stumble across this one day when an application on facebook had an error message, and that's when the joke hit me!! [;)] Enjoy!!!!