post your jokes!

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Cade

Epic Win

Originally posted by cool5

What is your favorite type of book friction or non friction? You get it?

Epic Ph41l

that cade joke was a good one, anyway!

superman is flyng along, and he sees wonderwoman spread eagle on a rooftop, now he has fancied wonderwomen for years so he goes down, quickly does his business then flies off. Wonderwoman is agasp and says "what the hell was that?!" the invisible man gets off and says "I dunno but it bloody hurt!"

[jayman]

wife of ten years wakes up one night to hear her husband crying uncontrollably in the kitchen
she walks in and says "honey, whats wrong???"
husband says.. "well dear, remember how when we met i was 20 and you wre only 16?"
"yes, honey" she says, "i remember" (giggles)
"and remember when your dad walked in on us in the barn?"
" hehee , yes honey, i remember"
" and your dad said if i didn't marry you hge'd make sure i'd goto jail?"
"aaawww, yes darling , i remember.. " she says, and gently puts her hand on his knee "so whats wrong?"

"todays the day i would've gotten out... "

[Coasterkidmwm]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?







Because it died.

A duck walks into a bar........



Animal control is called and the duck is promptly removed.

I did'nt get the joke bout me.

You would'nt.

New Recruit
A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. 'What is the meaning of this?' the personnel officer asked. 'When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I have discovered this is the first position You've ever held.'

'True', the young man answered with a smile, 'in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination.'

Here are some elephant jokes:

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Have you ever seen a yellow elephant!?
How do you kill a red elephant?
Hold onto it's truck untill it turns blue and then kill it with a blue elephant gun.

How hard is it to get a pregnant elephant into a Voltswagen?
As hard as it is to get an elephant pregnant in a Voltswagen.

What?????????s the top point of Speed?
Chuffing through an electric fan.

The top point of Pain?
If you?????????re timings wrong.