Mercury Grand Marquis

My boss has one of these and it completely baffles me as to why anyone in their right mind would want to buy one. It has chronic breakdown issues (typical of all Ford's that aren't an F series pickup or van), is wide as all hell, and is in general a giant lumbering pile of failure. It has a V8 and a yet the 92' suburban we used to have and unloaded because of bad gas prices could accelerate faster than this piece of crap. How does a truck out do a car? Also, 22 MPG is PATHETIC for a car. I find it amazing how people can want one of these when their are so many better cars to buy for less money. Then again I'm probably underestimating the "old fat white republican who is completely oblivious to what is going on in the world around them" market.
/rant over
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