his breath smells.
his last name and first name start with the same letter...this is confusing.
his teeth smell.
his feet smell.
everything smells...except his armpits, they smell like old spice.
he's mexican-american.
he likes to weeweeslap, but hasn't in a LONG time.
he eats bites out of candy than puts it back on the shelf.
his coaster site s-, ...i'll stop [:D]