Corrupt a wish

This is a game on another website and thought I would bring it here.

The rules are to corrupt the previous wish. If I say "I wish for a brand new bike." the next person replies "granted, but it gets stolen the next day." Stuff like that. Then the person puts in their wish to be corrupted by the next guy and so on and so forth. So I'll start.

I wish that I can go to Six Flags again.

Hmm sounds kinda like fun.

You go but all the rides break down for the entire day and they don't refund your money.


I wish to be able to play bass like a bass guitar god.

thats a great wish, granted, but every time you touch a bass, the strings snap.

I wish i could build NL coasters like an NL coaster GOD!

with all of the harsh criticisms at your newfounded level, you will sink to the newbies

I wish I had an iMac

Wish granted, but now you have an iMac.




I wish my sister and brother didn't go off to college yesterday.

Granted, but now they are mad at you, for preventing them to get further education.

I wish i worked for Stengel.

Granted! Stengel hires you immediately ... but refuses to pay you for your work.

I wish to be done with this school I am in.

granted, then your parents send you to a different school thats just as bad.

I wish that I can compose music like Danny Elfman.

^Granted! But the band you hire to play it stinks, badly.

I wish I could ride the Beast whenever I wanted.

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy

Wish granted, but now you have an iMac.

GENIUS!!!! haha!
sorry im not playing, i just thought that was classic.
cool game, but maybe ill play later, haha.

^^Granted, you ride Beast 10+ times everyday, even in the winter! Unfortunately, due to your winter-time riding, some winter-related coaster problem makes a board fly off and fly through your face.

So basically death.

I wish I could ride Kumba whenever, and not die.

And nothing bad will ever happen to it. Or me. Good luck!

Originally posted by TConwell


I wish to be done with this school I am in.

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Originally posted by coastergeek25

granted, then your parents send you to a different school thats just as bad.

Cute, TCon's parents...

Granted, but sadly Kumba gets torn down tomorrow. Just received the contract.


I wish I could meet Miley Cyrus, and not die. (She's f*cking hot!)

Wish granted, but you meet Miley Cryus.

Fail.



I wish I could have as much root beer as I wanted, and never run out.

Granted, but shes a b*tch

(And gerst said nothing bad would happen to the ride.)

I wish that I had Taco Bell

Originally posted by RRollergod

Granted, but sadly Kumba gets torn down tomorrow. Just received the contract.

I wish RRollergod could read.




j/k

Granted. But you only get one taco and the whole chain closes down forever.

Now do my wish...

granted, but now you drank so much root beer, that you have to be rushed to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.


i wish i could get a nice, cute, caring, girl with no diseases to actually pay attention to me for more then a week and possibly go out with me for longer then just a couple months. yeah, im not to happy right now as you can tell, lol.

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy
I wish I could ride Kumba whenever, and not die.

And nothing bad will ever happen to it. Or me. Good luck!

Granted! You ride it over and over and over for all eternity untill in 3582 you get fed up with it and kill yourself. HA!

Originally posted by Jackson

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy
I wish I could ride Kumba whenever, and not die.

And nothing bad will ever happen to it. Or me. Good luck!

Granted! You ride it over and over and over for all eternity untill in 3582 you get fed up with it and kill yourself. HA!

thats still something bad happening to him.

how about...
Granted, but you have to sit next to the person you hate more then anyone else..
does that work? lol

and now mine. ^^

That works, thanks Mike!

You'll find that girl, she'll be cute.

But she's a bird...

damn.
maybe she can sing for me then?
hahaha

No.

alright.

Lol, playin' buddy. She can sing...anyway

I wish I had $100,000,000.

Wish granted, but now you have $100,000,000 in Taco Bell Coupons.


I wish all the iPhones in the world would die.