Corrupt a wish

Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

I wish... Uhm... Uhmm... Well, I wish nothing! [:D]

yes, granted, but now you get everything... did that work?? [confused]

i wish i could play this game better!

I wish... Uhm... Uhmm... Well, I wish nothing!

(go ahead and try to screw that one up xD)

Granted, but now you cease to exsist

I wish I could spawn a Baconator with the snap of my left fingers, and a bottle of orange juice with the snap of my right fingers.

Granted but all the next day you lose all your fingeres

i wish i could get the best bowling ball in the world and nothing bad happened to me, the ball, the sport of bowling, or any of the local bowling alleys.

Wish granted, now no one cares about bowling.

I wish rollercoasters had boobs. XD

Granted ... but every coaster released appears to be 100 years old.


I wish I could run a marathon.

[Oscar]

Granted ... but you get tossed into a building by hurricane force winds.

I wish I would get rid of this website [:D]

Granted, but you die the second you cross the finish line!

I wish I had NL 2.0. And it would be the final version...

Originally posted by Vid_w

Granted, but you die the second you cross the finish line!

I wish I had NL 2.0. And it would be the final version...

Granted but it sucks.

I wish that I could have unlimited wishes and all of them would come true and you couldn't screw up this wish or any of my future wishes.

[Oscar]

You guys skipped me, no fair [:(]

Originally posted by Oscar

Granted ... but you get tossed into a building by hurricane force winds.

I wish I would get rid of this website [:D]

Granted but the second you get rid of it it gets a million hits and becomes more popular than google. Skip me.

You skipped Me!

Originally posted by Jackson
I wish that I could have unlimited wishes and all of them would come true and you couldn't screw up this wish or any of my future wishes.

Originally posted by Jackson


I wish that I could have unlimited wishes and all of them would come true and you couldn't screw up this wish or any of my future wishes.

Granted, but you die.

I don't have a wish.

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by coasterking1993

Originally posted by Dirk_Ermen

I wish... Uhm... Uhmm... Well, I wish nothing! [:D]

yes, granted, but now you get everything... did that work?? [confused]

i wish i could play this game better!

Yay... Now i'm happy!


I wish for a wish that can't be screwed up xD

[Coasterkidmwm]

Sure, but now you're sans penis.

I wish I had the ability to control trees

Done but every other living thing completely hates you.

I wish for unlimited powerade!

Wish granted, next day you drown in it.

I wish for a lot of money!
EDIT: @Oscar: Why do you want to get rid of it?

Granted, but its all in sand dollars

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Dirk_Ermen]

Originally posted by elementz_X

I wish for a lot of money!

Granted: You just received 100,000 ZMK (Zambia Kwacha).

Originally posted by CKidd

I wish for 3 more wishes

You will get 3 more wishes but they never come true.



Hmmm... I wish I could speak Japanese xD

Granted, but you never go to Japan, and don't have any other use for it.

I wish for a lot of money, in unmarked 100#8364; bills!

Granted, but its so much money that it crushes you in its sheer weight alone.

I wish I knew what to wish for....

Granted, now you thought of the best thing ever to wish for, but sadly you're out of your wishes...

I wish school wouldn't start yet...

Granted, but then the summer gets too hot so you start to melt until you're just a little puddle of vid

I wish that I could have Spore, Gears 2 and Skate 2 right now.

Granted, but your computer needs more memory to install them

I wish.......that I can work at Six Flags as a ride operator for Goliath

[coolbeans326]

^ granted, but you injure a guest and you get sued.

I wish that i could pass any std on to anybody i choose just by looking at them.