I Am In a Pickle. Help!

[Coasterkidmwm]

Mmmkay so I turn 21 in 5 days. However none of my friends drink for the following reasons:

1. Super Christian (the bible writes about booze as bad apparently)
2. Super Lame
3. Goody-two shoes
4. Aren't 21 yet (All have early July and late June birthdays)

Since it is an unwritten law that you must consume an alcoholic beverage on your 21st birthday, I don't exactly know what to do since I can't just walk into my friend's house with some grain alcohol and juice without having to ask his parents first and that's super awkward. I don't plan on getting smashed I just want one or two drinks. Any suggestions?

BTW if anyone is gonna give me the "drinking is bad have fun other ways" speech I have a nice pair of balls they can lick when they're done bending over being mommy's little darling pet.

Why don't you just have them over at your house instead of walking into their house? It's a thought to consider I guess.

go have a drink with your farther mate.

If it was me, I would go have a few shots with the parental figures, then get a little bit more intoxicated with friends and then hit the bar up.

Geesh man, step into the convenient store, get yourself a case, and enjoy yourself. Not sure where the difficulty is on this ... at least, that is what I did when I turned 21. Only difference was I was married and the Mrs and I got tanked.

Edit: IMO ... The best part? I did not have to use any corny lines to get her to go home with me -- we were home!!

Drink with the parental units. Thats always enjoyable. Then buy a handle of Jameson and get some strippers and see where that takes you.

[Coasterkidmwm]

1. My house is a bad idea for many many reasons.
2. Can't go to a bar unless I drive to Chicago since where I live has NOTHING (jewish community full of old hags)
3. The whole point of this is that I don't want to show up to some kids house with some grain alcohol and juice and have their parents be all pissy or think I'm retarded or something.

[Oscar]

Go to a local parking lot or park and drink your pants off with some friends there.

You forget Oscar, he only has 4 friends.

[Coasterkidmwm]

And you smell.

Have you never had a drink before?

[Coasterkidmwm]

No i drink all the time. That's why I already know that grain alcohol and juice is good for you.

You could also premix the alcohol into the juice and then no one will know.

Originally posted by Canadmos

You could also premix the alcohol into the juice and then no one will know.

Amen[worship]

The unwritten law is not one beverage, it is that no man or woman should remember what the hell happened on there 21st.

Rofl