Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm
We should make our own club and make all of our rides exactly the same with crappy names that don't even make sense or fit into any kid of context related to the ride. When we make our rides we'll ignore G's and realism but point out when people fail Estop by pumping the brake, an impossible situation since maintenence has to come and reset the ride after an estop.
Example ride:
Emerald - B&M Standup coaster
Description: Must be incredibly long and ramble on about realism and contain a plug about how you handbuilt the lift or something so you can get sympathy.
Colors: CANNOT CONTAIN ANY GREEN LIKE AN ACTUAL EMERALD (See tiepilot35's Amethyst in the NLT. It contains no purple. Amethyst is a fancy name for purple quartz. Logical name no?). Also, ride must have track that fades from one color to the next for at least 1/2 of the ride.
Height: 311ft
Length: 12,005 ft
G's: 5.5 positive (but only for 1 second okayz) -1.5 negative, 0.1 lateral
Sideways hills: 7
Cars per train: 6
Inversions: 13 (5 of them corkscrew/heartline roll variations)
3ds: Lots of it
Rating: 9, 9, 9
**2 weeks later**
Similar ride by gerstlcrazy is released named something really gay like "Inspire" or "Invent"
EDIT: My apologies to Lewis13 I was wrong. Sorry!
Looks like someone takes their computer life seriously. You blow everything out of proportion, and it seriously is getting annoying listening to you. Stop being jealous of people that have looks and social lives.
**2 weeks later**
Similar ride by gerstlcrazy is released named something really gay like "Inspire" or "Invent"
Give an example of when that has actually happened please, because I would like to stop listening you cry like a skinny ugly emo with no friends, even though you can't help that <3