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are you SURE you really want to go to heaven?

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ok before you go out and try to secure a place in heaven you might want to heed this warning.. there's gonna be some important stuff missing ..

Post March 8th, 2009, 4:10 pm

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No mo' orange juice, no mo' biscuits, no more gay guys?! =[ Lucky im going to hell really. [:D]

Post March 8th, 2009, 6:29 pm

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no mo'gravy.

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Post March 8th, 2009, 6:47 pm

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really? that's not really a great thing, i kinda like the cinammon 'O's and the bacon and the eggs etc etc, it's good stuff! now you're telling me i have to eat sound? where's the taste in that? i like the taste, i like the feeling of satisfying an empty stomach, but no, you damn christians have given me sound enrgy to eat. yeah, that'll satisfy me. SKILLZ, you just repelled the entire population that happens to like eating stuff, so basically the entire of the earth's population (those with certain eating disorders aside.) jackass.
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Oh dear ...


Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all.

Post March 13th, 2009, 11:20 am

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The female singer clearly doesn't practice what she preaches.

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Post March 13th, 2009, 12:15 pm
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No more breakfast? Rats, there goes my theory that manna tastes like bacon and eggs.

Side note: why did they include fried chicken and pork chops in a song about breakfast?

Post March 13th, 2009, 12:58 pm
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Post March 13th, 2009, 4:05 pm
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Originally posted by cjd

Side note: why did they include fried chicken and pork chops in a song about breakfast?


Everything is fair gain for breakfast, pies, chips, gravy, come on! [:D]

Originally posted by SNJ

Thank God I don't eat breakfast!


WHAT!? It's the most important meal of the day, just slightly ahead of second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, dinner, tea, supper and midnight snacks!

Post March 15th, 2009, 2:21 am
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Your forgot late dinner and snacks.
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Post March 15th, 2009, 3:45 am
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Post March 15th, 2009, 4:20 pm

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Anyone ever heard of breakfast for dinner? That would be a great thing to apply here.

Post March 22nd, 2009, 6:28 am

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no more pancakes????? i would become crazy!

thanks to god... i don't believe in him!!

Post March 22nd, 2009, 3:03 pm

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Originally posted by lore1991

thanks to god... i don't believe in him!!

Ahhh, isn't it nice to know that we can each have our own opinion?

I'm not why sure someone would ever specifically "thank" someone that one doesn't believe exists though ... that is really odd, IMO.

Anywhooooo, I think we can agree this song is "out there".
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Post March 22nd, 2009, 3:05 pm
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speaking of "out there" the look on that woman's face make me thing\k she's not too terribly looking foreward to no mo breakfast

Post March 22nd, 2009, 3:47 pm

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Originally posted by TConwell

Originally posted by lore1991

thanks to god... i don't believe in him!!

I'm not why sure someone would ever specifically "thank" someone that one doesn't believe exists though ... that is really odd, IMO.


Lol I was just making some humor... It's obvious that, if I really wanted to thanks someone for that, this one would never be god.


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