I Am The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ

[Coasterkidmwm]

Prove me wrong

The application of Pascal's Wager makes it reasonable to assume you are. The consequences of not assuming you are and being wrong are too grave.

All I need to do now is drink your blood and eat your body.

[Coasterkidmwm]

You are blessed my child.

If so, then why are you a geology student?

[jayman]

well then ..
can i have a new car ?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by Jakizle

If so, then why are you a geology student?

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone".

Originally posted by jayman

well then ..
can i have a new car ?

When the time is right.

Do you get any hot babes?

Hey Jesus, if your Jesus, you talk to women that I know that say they talk to you all the time.

What do they think about me?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by Jakizle

Do you get any hot babes?

Life of celibacy.

Originally posted by ragan
What do they think about me?

They think some good things and some bad things.

Will I be allowed to get high in heaven?

Care to say anything specific?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by Jakizle

Will I be allowed to get high in heaven?

If your interpretation of heaven includes this and it does not violate the Ten Commandments, then yes.

Originally posted by Ragan
Care to say anything specific

Stop using me as an excuse for things.

No you are not. Plainly and simply.

If you are who you claim to be, then SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!!!!

I actually wouldn't doubt it. Even Jesus's most deticated followers would refuse to believe you're him, thus it takes only a true pure believer to accept his presence in any circumstance. So yeah, sure. I'll just be chill.

You think you're so clever trying to anger people and cause drama [:)]

BUT oh ugly one, if you're Jesus, why do you believe so crudely in the murdering of emotionals?

[jayman]

^fail..

Also, must we forget your attitude around the froums?

Explain?

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[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by GerstlCrazy
BUT oh ugly one, if you're Jesus, why do you believe so crudely in the murdering of emotionals?

Jesus does not approve of the bastardization and cheap imitation of several legitimate identities people use to identify, fit in, and find friends with. Leeching off of (not well either) and humiliating other groups for personal gain is a sin.

Originally posted by bobbyjo

Also, must we forget your attitude around the froums?

You'd be pissed off if you died on a cross and emos existed too.

Originally posted by Jakizle

Explain?

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My dad was in the middle of mass producing a group of people and a group of jellyfish (he mass produces in groups of about 10 or so to save time and then using a genetic scrambler) and was then distracted. When he resumed working he accidentally confused the two groups (jellyfish and white people) and then tried to fix the error hastily because he had a big order of Chinese and Indian people to make. As a result that "group" has a little bit of jellyfish in them, which is why they can have children out of wedlock and still criticize people constantly and not realize the irony.

[jayman]

If you were the REAL JESUS, Everybody would have known of your second coming before they read it on CoasterCrazy.com.

There is no Jesus, so you can't be his second coming.

[Coasterkidmwm]

I prefer the chillax contact style. The Bible writers over exagerrated some stuff to attract a larger audience.

Your not a jew..... now me on the other hand

can't you forgive Emos? I thought that was part of the Jesus personality

[gouldy]

I still think coasterkidmwm should be president.