I Am The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by hyyyper
You don't even know how to read Hebrew

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!! Hyyyper wins the "Critical thinking with the application of basic 3rd grade geography" award.

Originally posted by hyyyper

^Yes we did. If you can prove me the big bang, biosynthesis and evolution wrong. There are piles of evidence for that. Proof for religion: a book and dumb crowd.

Sinner.

Originally posted by Matt

Dear Jesus,

Why did you create this creature?

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That was my dad. He creates everything while I take credit for it kind of like all of the bands on MTV that don't even write their own music. He did it because he can.

Originally posted by Trackwalker

Sure, there are many different religions and each have their own beliefs. But here's the one fact that nobody can deny. There is a CREATOR; a God who created this world and us. We didn't get here by accident.

Thank you for believing in me. I really appreciate when people ignore the laws of physics, math (down to stuff as basic exponential curves, which are a bastardization and a lie), and totally ignore observations about the world around them such as the world isn't held up at each corner by and angel.

Thankfully because of people like you we'll be able to continue to spread the AIDS crisis in Africa by giving people Bibles instead of condoms and refusing to teach them the evil and immoral sex ed. Bless you my child.

Interesting topic you raise here Coasterkidmwm.

The elvolution theory fails this test:
If I drop several tons of bricks from an airplane, what are the chances of those bricks forming a perfectly built house? Answer: 0%

How do I know that you, Coasterkidmwm, are not the REAL Jesus returned?
When Jesus returns, everybody on Earth will know it the instant he returns. Only people on Coastercrazy.com know that you have returned. Therefore, you are not the real Jesus.

Checkmate!

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by Trackwalker

Interesting topic you raise here Coasterkidmwm.

The elvolution theory fails this test:
If I drop several tons of bricks from an airplane, what are the chances of those bricks forming a perfectly built house? Answer: 0%

That is a wrong metafore as both the bricks are airplane are build by man. Bricks are a form of silicon-carbonate and the plane we most like be aluminum, both of which consist of regular atoms. But even with the wrong metafor, I can prove you're wrong.

There is a chance, very small, but there is a chance. If I would drop bricks from a plane 6 billion times, I grant you one (or more) of those tries will get you a house!

You could compare life to a computer virus.
If you arange enough 1's and 0's in any possible combinations. 99.999...9% percent of the time it will result in nothing usefull.
But that 0.000...1% of the time you get a program that can copy itself.

Now back to biology. The DNA is the code sequence of life (read a book about it, it's fascinating). When the earth was relativly new, atoms clustered together and bonded. For several million years and billion clusters later, something was created that could replicate itself. Several million years and a evolution theory later:
Here we are!

Your turn

EDIT: About the 'we will all know when Jesus actually arrives". How? Is he going to text us? "Yo dawgs, me is bak!"
Public service anouncement? Twitter?

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Prove me wrong

Proverbs 26:4, "Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself."

Translation? Bothering to take time with stuff like this makes you just as foolish.

Exodus 20:3, "You shall have no other gods before me."

The preceding and following portions of this thread are simply examples of Matt needing to have his ego fed.

[hyyyper]

So....what you are saying is that because something in written in a book it's true?

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Thankfully because of people like you we'll be able to continue to spread the AIDS crisis in Africa by giving people Bibles instead of condoms and refusing to teach them the evil and immoral sex ed. Bless you my child.

I didn't get any of that for free.

[gouldy]

This God fellow was fairly up himself wasn't he?:
"You shall have no other gods before me."

Alright mate, you're not that great, jeez! What we're saying is, you should get loads of people to start rumours about you that culminate in a book about you filled with lies and general head biggery, most of which is entirely made up. Said book would then live on through out the generations being changed ever so slightly from time to time warping the lies and exagerated stories that were entirely made up to begin with anyway, until you end up with a load of sheep following the books every word without any question what-so-ever.... I see!!! Genius! Anyone want to help me begin my book?

"And so it was said, of Gould, he is the great one, none other than he shall be listened to for no real reason, other than that he said you will be hurt badly if you do not follow his words...." Sounds good far [:)]

Substitute atoms for bricks and the result would be the same. Checkmate again.

I agree with TConwell. It is futile to debate such an issue as this because everybody has their own beliefs and is not willing to give an inch.

Here are the facts: Jesus was here on this Earth and he said he will return. We will all die one day. And in that day of our death, we will find out the truth.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Originally posted by hyyyper

^Yes we did. If you can prove me the big bang, biosynthesis and evolution wrong. There are piles of evidence for that. Proof for religion: a book and dumb crowd.

Sinner.

oh yes how very religious, believe what i say or you'll go to hell, presumably you'll beat me down into it with your book? i mean come on, look at me! i can write a book! just because it was made a couple hundred years ago and gives the sheeple an easy way out does that mean we should follow it? because if that is infact true then we should all be following Anne Robinson.

it is simply ridiculous (yes i am aware i am simply pouring a ton of gunpowder into this soon to be flame war) that we should ALL believe that one guy called jesus, was born through a deity mysteriously getting a women pregnant then they go to bethlehem where they JUST SO HAPPEN to have their baby not slaughtered, then his lfe kinda leaped into the future where to fill in the space he was a carpenter, then he does all kindsa crap miracles "oooh look at me i'm walking on water!" miracle? yeah, right. a miracle is a reformed serial killer, changed to save the world, nothing like his past. A miracle is surviving cancer. Your miracle gives no REAL benefit to human society, walking on water? wooh. cure a blind man? yay. i mean really, it's just pathetic!pretty much all religion is a shambles, god created everything? what created god? yeah. bitch.

^If you think Coasterkidmwm is acting religious, I really don't want to know what acting sacrilegious would be like.

By the way, in response to "If god created the universe, who created God?" question, just in case you've never considered this... logically, if the universe was created by an explosion, where did the material that made the explosion come from in the first place? In both views of the universe, there is no finite beginning.

Man, some of the angry replies on this thread are really making me sad for what Christianity has sunk to in the minds of many people. Since when did we change from the ones who show unnatural love, and let our light shine before men in such a way that they can see our good works and come to glorify our Father who is in heaven (Matthew 5:16), into being considered stupid, hypocritical, intolerant people who go around persecuting others for no reason? Hopefully nobody believes that this is actually what Christianity is about.

Originally posted by Trackwalker

Substitute atoms for bricks and the result would be the same. Checkmate again.

This is BS and Hyyyper explained it good enough already, so I just want to say that there actually are people who understand the atom-thingy. Just because you can't, doesn't mean that nobody can and certainly doesn't mean it can't be true.

Topics like this are really unnecessary. I mean... What good has come out of this topic at all??

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by Trackwalker

Substitute atoms for bricks and the result would be the same. Checkmate again.

Haha...you are silly. Did you ever took a chemistry or physics class?
There have been many experiments that made organic molecules from regular atoms, when energy (by the from of electricity or pressure) was added.
When they earth was 'new' there was also pressure and lightning. When atoms bond into molecules, they can react, absorb or bond with other molecules. Do this long enough and you get enzyms, who are very large molecules that can be used to make all kinds of organic stuff like cell-tissue and DNA, just to name two.

I'll tell you more when you think i'm checkmated when you say "replace atoms with protons". Seriously, who throws atoms out of planes?

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by griffonluv

Topics like this are really unnecessary. I mean... What good has come out of this topic at all??

They are fun. It's hilarious to see what kind of crap regilious people try to bring up to scientific evidence.

But I have to agree with cjd, what happened before the big bang? I don't know. If it was God, then it was the only thing he did because the rest was easily accomplisched by nature itself.

[Oscar]

Aliens did it all!

but if aliens did it wouldwe refer to them as the gods in that cast the greaks were right and there isnt 1 god theres many?

please explane to me why people follow a book that was written by some idiot like 1000 years ago?

[Coasterkidmwm]

Point of this thread:
1. To generate traffic on CC.com
2. Humor (only been successful on the first page for this)

I have been successful.

Initially this was supposed to be a humor thing since I didn't think that people would take this very seriously as it's ludicrous but I was wrong about that, so now it has spiraled out of control into a retards aside from Tconwell vs. 14 yr olds that took a watered down intro to biology class that think they've figured out the world.

Originally posted by griffonluv

Topics like this are really unnecessary. I mean... What good has come out of this topic at all??

Try being less of a kiss-ass

Like I said, this was an interesting but futile debate.

Oh where, oh where, have I seen this same drama before? And, whom is it that continues to start these various threads? Ah yes ....

Look, if you want to generate traffic why not stop taking various stabs at religion which are only meant to inflame and let's take a real look at this world. Say, we could start with something like:



Of course, we could always embrace a thought process like: (taken from my FB status last night during Obama's sham of a hand-picked "press conference":

"Veterans were called "baby killers" after the Vietnam war, yet nothing but love is shown for the President who wants to do this literally????"

-or-

"I am wondering when Obama will actually ACT like a President and not the puppet of Nancy (Pelosi) and her cronies. Thank God Ronald Reagan is NOT alive to see this!!"

Now, let's address some REAL issues and quit gently stepping around with (as Trackwalker eluded to) useless topics which most people are not going to be changed with. How about that, folks?

Edit: Actually, I think it is time to start a thread.

[gouldy]

They amuse small minded 'uns like myself [:D] everyone enjoys a good rant about low level stuff like this.

we did Christians now, Muslims next? [:D]

Aliens did do it. The Nefilim specifically. read the book I mentioned

if coasterkid can be jesus, why can't i be jesus, too?

[jayman]

Originally posted by gouldy

They amuse small minded 'uns like myself [:D] everyone enjoys a good rant about low level stuff like this.

we did Christians now, Muslims next? [:D]

yes please.. christians might be annoying to me sometimes , but i think muslims are downright stupid .

^ Actually, let's just discuss how much we hate anyone who comes from a country OUTSIDE of the US. Religion or not.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Goddamned immigrants named Oscar that run websites that start with a C and end in "oastercrazy.com".