Hey so someone is more cracked out than me in the head:
"I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
?????????I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't ?????????normal????????? to have feelings for a fairground ride.?????????
seems an odd kind of story to be in the telegraph, especially considering that it's a story from America.
Anyway, these people marrying things like cars and stuff seem to be popping up everywhere these days, it's not a BS story, just attention seeking fat women that look very much like fat men.