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Post October 5th, 2009, 11:16 pm

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Does excess amounts of coffee give anyone else diarrhea, or is it only me?

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Post October 5th, 2009, 11:22 pm
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yep ..
it'll make ya poop, and if you havent digested anything you'll be doing some high stakes gambling if you decide you might chance a fart ..


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Post October 5th, 2009, 11:27 pm

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That's pretty gross...
Oh, were you expecting something here?

Post October 6th, 2009, 6:17 pm

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Hmm, I didn't realize not eating had something to do with it.

I never eat breakfast, so the coffee keeps me regular. For example, today I went into work with an extra large coffee which I drank in about thirty minutes. One hour after that I was running to the toilet.

It also gives me quite a large amount of gas, which is awesome. Being able to repell the co-workers at any given moment is a blessing.

Post October 6th, 2009, 6:33 pm
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Post October 6th, 2009, 6:34 pm

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Well yeah, after a bunch of wankers ruined it, I had to take action.

Post October 6th, 2009, 6:52 pm
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Weird...Do you smoke by any chance? Coffee has never affected me like that, and i drink several cups a day. I used to get the same reaction first thing in the morning if I drank a glass of cold water on an empty stomach, but i haven't had that problem either since I quit smoking. My metabolism seems to be a lot slower now than it was when I smoked. The downside is that I've gained weight... prolly cause I am so full of sh*t now. LOL

Post October 6th, 2009, 6:56 pm

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haha..

Yeah I smoke, but barely ever compared to most other smokers. I only smoke once a day, at night.

I'm going to have three coffees in the morning tommorow without anything to eat. It should be interesting to see the results.


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