It's a Shame People Actually say this Stuff

I was looking at reported injuries from rides anyone reports. Of course all of them on here aren't confirmed yet, but I found this one hilarious.

After riding the Boss, I had a bruise that didn't go away until one week later.It's too rough and needs to be slowed down.

Source: http://www.themeparkinsider.com/reviews/six_flags_st._louis/accidents/

*facepalm*

I got bruises on my arms from Maverick that made me laugh and remember how awesome that ride was for the next week.[:D]

[gouldy]

I bruised my hands at Alton Towers on Wednesday... you might see why, soon. If you haven't already seen it!

^yeah, that didn't look safe or comfortable

"She was unable to catch herself because of carring the innertube."
I like that one. It's not like she could have landed ON the innertube or anything; she's to logical for that.

What I found funny from the quote I posted is "they really need to slow it down." I would like to know exactly HOW that could be done?

Like on Mean Streak, where they used trims down the drop.

Mean Streak actually can go with trims, I doubt Boss could go through with a trim, might even have to rebuild it, which isn't gonna happen, unless you get a whole new ride by a whole different company.