Vampires...

[Coasterkidmwm]

Are a fat chick's favorite thing. Discuss

Im pretty sure theirs some book before twilight that launched the whole "fall in love with guys who look like sharks and rapes for blood when the sun goes down" thing, i personally find it extremely annoying. Everywhere i look, theirs some BS highschool human/vampire love story that every girl is rubbing herself about. Everytime you try to get close to them in a humanly way, they start squirming cause your not biting them in the neck till they die of blood deprivation. I see no way how someone like that douche from twilight could be attractive, in the movies or off-screen. Nothing turns me on about the fact that im getting close to someone who would pierce my neck, rape me, and have the nerve to say their sorry after something like that. Maybe it started with True Blood, i dunno, but this shits gotta stop.

[Turbo]

I declare true

Vampires are dicks, and everybody loves a dick.

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Are emo goth fat chick's favorite thing. Discuss

Fixed.