Joke Time!

[Oscar]

I found this in an email I got today, figured you guys might enjoy it too
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

[Kev]

good one.

lol that was pleasant.

Haha, very nice!

That is hilarious!!!

[hyyyper]

that one is sooo 2001

OWNED!!!!!!!

Ha! That made my day!

[jayman]

if a tweaker and a bucket of sh!t are tossed out a 10th story window at the same time who will hit the bottom first?



who cares.

If a Jewish man walked towards a wall with an erection, what will hit the wall first?




...His nose.

[Turbo]

^lol

[jayman]

Originally posted by ianko66

If a Jewish man walked towards a wall with an erection, what will hit the wall first?




...His nose.

ban

Originally posted by ianko66

If a Jewish man walked towards a wall with an erection, what will hit the wall first?




...His nose.

[stoning]

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by ianko66

If a Jewish man walked towards a wall with an erection, what will hit the wall first?




...His nose.

Your Jew jokes are unoriginal. At least take a stab at them for totally failing at cooking or something I mean sheesh.

What's the difference between Ianko and a bucket of poop?







The bucket

[gouldy]

best jopke yet IMO, the truth is always funnier than fiction

Btw, i dont hate jews or anything, it was just a joke. Sheesh.


Also,
Im the poop.

(Previously stated by Ckmwm.)

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by ianko66

Btw, i dont hate jews or anything, it was just a joke. Sheesh.

Interesting when people have to defend themselves from an accusation that never existed...

Originally posted by ianko66
Also,
Im the poop.

(Previously stated by Ckmwm.)

Do you see "the" in my joke anywhere?

[jayman]

yes.. just before the word bucket

[Coasterkidmwm]

I meant in the joke not the punchline!

[jayman]

what do tweakers stll at the swapmeet?



your stuff

man this is great cause i was at a party last night and got 6 numbers, one more and i would of had a full phone number!!!

A women gets hit by a man driving a car; whose fault is it?


...the mans. Why was he driving in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

^ROFLcopter!

A duck walks into a bar....

Animal control is called and the duck is promptly removed.

[jayman]

once upon a time there was a man who discovered he had the ability to talk to animals . he kept this a secret for a few years , but one day he decided to try them out.
he drove out to the country , to a little farm. when he arrived the farmer asked what do you want ?
"i can talk to animals " he answered.
the farmer laughed and said .."oh yeah . then go talk to my cow "
so the man went over and whisperd in the cow's ear, the cow suddenly looked startled and said "moo .. moooo moo moo moooo mooooo"
the man told the farmer " the cow says she's happy , she says on most days you milk her at just the perfect time in the morning, but the last batch of alfalfa you gave her gave her gas "
the farmer was obviously amazed and said " well then talk to my dog "
so the man walks over to the dog and whispers in it's ear the dogs ears perk up and the dog says "arf , bark arf arf bark growl arf.."
the man told the farmer" the dog likes you quite a bit, but he wishes you'd give him meat more often"
the farmer was even more impressed than before ..
the man noticed a sheep out in the paddock and said " how about i go talk to your sheep?"
"dont bother" said the farmer .. "every one knows sheep are liars" ..