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A Ghost Took A Dump In My House!

Post November 2nd, 2009, 4:12 pm
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Alright, so a girl friend of mine, my mom and I were in the dining room today eating breakfast. When the back door slammed shut. Then we heard steps up the stairs and then bathroom door closed. Then like 10 seconds later the toilet flushed! There was no one there! The back door was deadbolt locked as well! It was a freaking ghost that came into my house and took a dump and was courteous enough to flush! Talk about freaky stuff!!! Before you ask, I am not on drugs. Weird stuff like that has happened before. So yeah, my house is haunted!
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Post November 2nd, 2009, 5:17 pm

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Your house sounds fun :)
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Post November 2nd, 2009, 5:22 pm

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You're mistaken. That was me. I've gotten a bit pale lately.
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Post November 2nd, 2009, 5:45 pm
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Pale? We didn't see a thing so you're invisible!
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Somehow i read this as a horse took a dump in my ghost...
Lol.
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Post November 2nd, 2009, 8:09 pm

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^ oh my ian. That is definitely what it did not say.
So, my friend came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no, but I want a normal banana later, so... yea.

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Post November 2nd, 2009, 9:06 pm
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did you smell ghost farts

Post November 2nd, 2009, 9:22 pm

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Originally posted by Oscar

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Yess. It's a new medical condition.
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Post November 2nd, 2009, 10:24 pm
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"i smell dead people"

Post November 3rd, 2009, 12:00 pm
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Originally posted by ianko66

Somehow i read this as a horse took a dump in my ghost...
Lol.


That's a typical sign of stupid.
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Post November 3rd, 2009, 5:43 pm

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Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Originally posted by ianko66

Somehow i read this as a horse took a dump in my ghost...
Lol.


That's a typical sign of stupid.


Did someone shove a stick up your ass again today?
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Post November 3rd, 2009, 6:07 pm

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^again, last i knew it hadn't been removed...

Post November 3rd, 2009, 6:38 pm
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Originally posted by ianko66

Did someone shove a stick up your ass again today?


Coasterkid... On a stick! [lol]
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Post November 3rd, 2009, 6:52 pm

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ghost poop

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of poop. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
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