ok, here's a simple sentence:
e'yup ah b'ist cock? Cus yow cor spake Yam Yam loyk, I bet yow bay able to raed it, but we daye meck it three hard. Any'ay, it's we toyma bed, but I'm on me tod. Tarra a bit.
It's simple really if you read it allowed? Would it help you, Dirk, if I wrote what I said before in Black Country?