Originally posted by rcking04
To Coasterkid:
1. My name is short for Gerald, which if you knew any common sense is a Jewish name; plus it is not a very good name to call a growing kid. I'm sure you would have loved being called Matthew instead of Matt.
Matthew is quite distinguishing, and my friends from Solomon Schechter school have made me aware of this. Can't blame me for
assuming the stupider of two conclusions based on your actions.
Originally posted by rcking04
2. You're right about the double-wide thing because my house is probably twice as large as yours.
So your mother's fat ass can fit through the front door?
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Wrong on the mobile home because sitting in a two story house on a golf course that my father is one of four owners of doesn't equal a mobile home. Oh, and don't go find something to make fun of for this because I will immediately make you look like a fool.
Okay your father is partial owner to a specially chopped field of grass that aging fatasses go to to "get exercise" by paying someone to carry their stuff while they drive in a cart to hit a white ball all while dressed in everything possible that matches white pants. Congratulations.
Additionally, if you really truly were rich then you'd live by the lake instead of Gurnee since Gurnee is considered rather tacky and your school system could use some improvement.
Originally posted by rcking04
3. Funny, since this is coming from a virgin who has a thyroid condition that makes him ghostly pale and have the weight of a 10 year old.
I'm quite energetic, and Scandinavian people generally don't have a huge thing going on with skin pigmentation.
Originally posted by rcking04
As for the "lack of put down creativity", I was calling you a jackass not to try to make you feel back, but because you pretty much are.
Go on...
Originally posted by rcking04
Oh, and that comma does belong there, Coasterkid. 8th grade grammar fail on your part.
Touche
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Love you! <3 <3 <3
Please do not make advances on me it's offensive. I'm very flattered however.
P.S. Keep postin' those pics Jon your shaping is flawless **snickers**