The "That's what she said" Topic

So, I thought it would be cool if we could all say our funny that's what she said jokes on here:

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I pulled an all nighter
I feel like I swallowed a brick
You went in the wrong way
I could eat more than you can
There's a bite mark on it!
Marching Band: When in doubt; blow harder, finger faster.
My jaw hurts
How do you make it last so long?
They're better when you suck on them
You're going to poke somebody's eye out with that.
Through the uprights! It's good!
Poke that thing at me one more time and I'll break it in half
Keep it up guys!
Stick it in your mouth and shut up!
It's really stiff right now.
I don't want to go down all the way. I'm afraid I'll get stuck.
From this angle, nothing seems to be going in.
You guys really drained me today
I've had so many I can't even count

I hope you enjoyed!

Beyond stupid.

[Mikey]

^ That's what she said.

What do you do if someone spills the tomato sauce on the floor and they say "Oh no, it's everywhere!"

^I'd first say: Ew, it's so gooey! It looks like blood is coming out of it!

Then, I'd say that's what she said.

Ah a very wise decision.

We were talking about archery, and my friend ask, "How big is it" and I said that what she said.

[gouldy]

As an engineer, there is quite a few times where the words "it won't fit in" or "it's too big for the hole" are said, as you can imagine, this is followed every sinlge time, without fail, by "that's what she said"

^Family Guy had a similar thing:

Peter and Brian were building a crib and the directions said:

Insert rod A into slot B

Peter tried to say "that's what she said" but Brian said:

If you say "that's what she said" one more time, I'm going to pop you

"I just keep sucking on it till all of the juice comes out, and i don't even realize it"

^ My girlfriend said that, i responded with "thats what she said"

[slosprint]

I f**king hate Family Guy...

[gouldy]

^ that's what she said

[slosprint]

How did i see that coming? (that's what she said)

[gouldy]

[slosprint]

^ congrats on 4000 posts (that's what she said)

I don't think I can take much more of this.

[slosprint]

that's what she said

That was a good one!

..........that's what she said.

[Oscar]

... that's what she said!

[slosprint]

That's what she said

This never gets old!
(That's what she said)[launch][peakhill][stupid]

[Oscar]

tastes like chicken
...that's what she said!

Originally posted by slosprint

That's what she said

This never gets old!
(That's what she said)[launch][peakhill][stupid]

Someone's getting excited!
...That's what she said.[:D]

[slosprint]

GAAAAAAAH IM EXCITED

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

[Mikey]

Wrong Hole!

That's what she said.