Originally posted by TConwell
Even if she was, you obviously wouldn't know what to do with her.
I'll introduce her when she is 21 to some women that do know what do with her after I invest in some Smirnoff Ice's so she can get some sinning done on tape. Do you think she would be more a UV Red/Blue/Whatever color kind of girl or a Smirnoff Ice kind of girl?
Originally posted by TConwell
By the time I was your age I was married and had a kid on the way.
I always thought "shotgun" was a bad wedding theme.
Originally posted by TConwell
Well, you're still faithful to your right hand. Panty-waste.
Sometimes I cheat on it with my left
Originally posted by gouldy
I always forget you guys have to wait until they're 18, that's crap.
It's 17 in Illinois and I think 16 in more southern states, but I don't want to juggle those legal flaming bowling pins.