So today I set off a bunch of fireworks with a couple friends. While doing so, I found a golf ball in the middle of the field we were in. This field was formerly the site of a trailer park and now is used as a "bedroom" by homeless people on a regular basis. So I wasn't really surprised to find such an object. What DID surprise me was that when I pointed out the golf ball to my friends, one of them said "hey tell cool5." To make my point a little clearer, he is NOT a member of this site, nor does he even consider himself a coaster enthusiast, given he has an irrational fear of heights. So what I'm saying is, you (cool5) have so many quirks, that the few times I've mentioned you while talking about the site with my friend have been enough to imprint into his mind that you:
1. Collect golf balls, and
2. Might actually be interested in this story, while others might not (and probably won't) read it, most likely with the reasoning "tl;dr"
Anyway, I'm finished. Good day to you, sir.