I need some advice!

put up a camera

Once again, jcoasters' wisdom proves invaluable.

[slosprint]

Who wants to be paid $1 an hour to run stakeout?

"I would start off with Astronaut attack, poisonous sushi, barbed-wire chandlier, photo shop-
" wait, when you said photoshop, did you mean to use photoshop to create an incriminating photo?"
No, I meant we create a set of photo shops. One day she has to get pictures developed, she comes into the shop, we pop out, yell 'SUPRISE!!', and beat her to death with pool cues."

(From the show Scrubs)

Take a photo of her fiddling with the AC unit, Then get some cool text on the picture that says 'Im in your AC Unit, Stealin ur cold airs'

Get a dog and let him do the work!
Or a hidden pool with piranhas...

Originally posted by HazBruv

Take a photo of her fiddling with the AC unit, Then get some cool text on the picture that says 'Im in your AC Unit, Stealin ur cold airs'

nice one haz

Originally posted by slosprint

Originally posted by boneplaya

I like jcoasters' idea. But if all else fails, surely you live in a place where police exist? Why the hell haven't you called them yet?!

Well I didn't actually see her committing the act of stealing my tomatoes and breaking my garden hose, all I know is that I saw her touching our neighbor's AC unit lustfully and then leave, and when I went out the hose was broken and the tomatoes were gone... I am 90% sure that it was her, but I don't really have any evidence.

Then call them on for suspicious activity.

Fill the AC unit with gunpowder, nitrate, fertilizer and fireworks. When the lady tinkers with it throw a match in the vent and the AC unit will blow her up.

[stupid]

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... It's my neighbor's AC unit...

So I blow up the whole neighborhood?

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I'd prefer you didn't.

Fill her walls with guns that point at her when he is in the house. When she gets near the walls all 10,000 guns go of in the walls.

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This isn't Texas. I have no access to that type of an arsenal.

How about 100,000 gas bombs in the walls of her house to gas her out.

It's obvious she's got some kind of disability or disease. There is a chance the cops even know about her and that she's been called on before. Report her to the police. They will at least go knock on her door. I'd also talk to her family and let them know about her strange behavior.

If that doesn't do anything, set up a video recorder. Eventually you will get her on tape and you can press charges.

Who knows that she's doing to your houses. You need to take this seriously.

Fill the AC unit with liqud propane and when she messes with it, a lighter held by a string will lower to the propane and light the propane.

Originally posted by cool5

Fill the AC unit with liqud propane and when she messes with it, a lighter held by a string will lower to the propane and light the propane.

^ dude really, aaaaaaanyway i would go with the security camera thats a good idea

Put atomic bomb land mines around her house that will go off when she is at the other house.

I'll do that stakeout you talked about if I can use automatic wepons, grenades, duct tape, a defibulator, a rubber duck, and a Egyptian Hairless cat.

Don't ask how i'll pull it off.

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I am allergic to cats so no deal.

Try calling the cops it usually works.

Dude, cool5, normaly I dont like you, but you got me rolling on the floor this time xD

How do you not like cool5?