Originally posted by Adrenaguy
cat person. they f**king rock. we don't have any of that bullcrap.
except our last one. he used to make us go out to his food bowl so he would eat. only problem we ever had with him. except the whole death thing...
The worst experiences I've had with animals have been cats. As far as I am concerned, they're totally ungrateful and asshole animals. They've also been proven scientifically to be extremely manipulative. When old people die they'll eat their corpse way sooner than a dog would, demand to be petting and then bite you, and just suck overall. They also kill babies.
If I had my way I'd make it legal to hunt cats in urban environments and drown cats in a burlap sack in various rivers for fun.