You sir have obviously not been hammered while playing multiplayer Wii.
EXCELLENT GAME IDEA BELOW:
Name of the game is "drunk driving".
1. Play Mario Kart Wii using the wiimote or if you have it, the steering wheel. No gamecube controller bullshit.
2. At the start of each race each player has a beer or half a bee, depending on how drunk they want to get.
3. The beer must be finished before and the player reaches the finish line but after the starting countdown (so you don't chug it during the countdown.
NO STRAWS ALLOWED!
This leaves quite a bit o strategy because one can chose to take sips on straight sections or to chug it all at the beginning and then play catch up.
Summary: Finish your drink without a straw before the race ends. No drinking until the race has started.
Have fun!
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Rayman Raving Rabbids is pretty good (especially the movie theatre game), Mario Party, etc. Plenty of games to play in a group.
Aside from that Metroid, Mario Galaxy, and Super Monkeyball have been pretty tits.
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"