Now for a proper response.
It would appear as tho a year of design and development has labored to produce the bastardized off spring of Rock N Roller coasters trains. Clearly it would seem as tho the only cultural inspiration from the yanks that designed and built this dam contraption came from watching the entire series of the dukes of hazard backwards, with the sound off, while drinking moon shine distilled from a surplus of WD40. Boss Hog would be proud of this fitting tribute to him.
These trains are to put it nicely, fugly. They are about on par with the safety yellow uniforms. Next time just piss on the grave of The Texas Giant, it would've been less insulting then this fufu pile of poop.