As all of you USA people know elections are coming up, and since i live in Illinois I have Illinois elections to deal with. Problem is all of the candidates are love terrible.
Governor:
*Quinn - Asshole democrat that only looks nice because he replaced the wonderful Blagojevich, the guy who tried to auction Obama's senate seat, extort the Chicago Tribune, and extort Children's Memorial Hospital. In the short time Quinn has been in office after the Blagojevich impeachment he raised him and his friend's salary and that is about it.
*Bill Brady - Psychotic Bible thumping Republican that wants to put the Bible into the classroom. I will vote for the democrat over someone who is part of the movement that is trying to establish a Christian dictatorship in this country.
*PS Illinois has a fantastic history of crooked ass governors. Like 5 out of the last 8 have been or are in jail, and the one before Blagojevich is STILL in jail.
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Senate:
*Giannoulias (crooked democrat) or however it's spelled. Likes to export jobs and poop. Closet Bush style republican with differing morals. Sucks in general.
*Mark Kirk - Republican that embellishes the truth of goddamned everything and pretends he was shot at when he wasn't. By far the best of anyone on this whole page.
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Other crap:
Who cares? Nobody on this site can say with a straight face they follow/care about treasurer and all that.
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Judge:
This winner:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... 1014&sc=tw
So basically I'm forced between choosing between a crooked democrat, a bible thumper, a job exporter, and someone who makes poop up, which is why I'm considering not voting for one of the two main parties even though it's totally futile.
Suggestions as for what I should do with this pile of electoral crap? It's more crappy than the 2004 election (somehow).