How to Increase Your Coolness Rating

[jayman]

it could be used to subdue a very lazy person that cant feel pain .. ,

Originally posted by hyyyper

I am serious. A twelve your old can buy something like that and burn through the eyes of a kid he doesn't like because it stole his teddybear.

Just as the same 12 year old can sharpen his pencil and stab them in the eyes? Or can take his daddy's pistol to school and play cowboy...
or use a normal flashlight to beat someone's head until the point of death?

Haha why is this any different. If a 12 year old kid wants to harm somebody that badly he'll find a way

[SauronHimself]

Originally posted by Jer

That is pretty bad ass and would make an awesome flashlight. But I do have 2 questions. 1 how much does one cost, and 2. what would it do to human skin?

1. Currently $300. I ordered it when they were still $200.
2. Burn it.

Hyyyper, you have to be able to prove that you're 18 to buy one of these.

[jayman]

dude.. that, a samurai sword and a full collection of star trek episode dvds and the cool would literally be so much that it would freeze comicon.

[gouldy]

Originally posted by HazBruv

A fleshlight?

aaahahaha!

I only just found this topic and thought exactly the same thing.

Do you have a Fleshlight? They are sweet as, but the clean up operation is a bit gay

I waited since someone remarked the point of his post.

[SauronHimself]

Originally posted by gouldy

Originally posted by HazBruv

A fleshlight?

aaahahaha!

I only just found this topic and thought exactly the same thing.

Do you have a Fleshlight? They are sweet as, but the clean up operation is a bit gay

No, I don't own a fleshlight, and I don't have the need for one. My fiancee is definitely enough. I don't know any man who would say no to this:

^modeling photo
And yes, that is a tattoo of the One Ring inscription on her back. That's just how much she loves me lol. She got it while I was on my Balt-Ops last year and surprised me with it when I returned.

[gouldy]

I wear my fiance out unfortunately, I do have an unusually high sex drive. And a Fleshlight is a bloody good substitute when she's not around also.

Of course, another way to increase your coolness rating would be to stop watching films about hairy midgets going around destroying rings.

Thats against nearly every expectations,nice pick Sauron!

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by SauronHimself
And yes, that is a tattoo of the One Ring inscription on her back. That's just how much she loves me lol. She got it while I was on my Balt-Ops last year and surprised me with it when I returned.

That tattoo is what makes me say no. Also feed her a hamburger or something.

[Oscar]

I avoid tattoed women too...