2 Word story.....En Espa??????ol!!!

Lets try something new. This will be perfect to brush up your bilingual skills while having fun! Basically, as the title says, a 2 word story in Spanish (Cuento de dos palabras!)
I'll begin (remember to keep it clean guys!!)

Era una...

ummm..... dos tres ?????

monta?????????a rusa... lol @ ^

hey...give me a break, will ya? I don't know spanish[;)]

Yo hablo espa?????????ol muy bien. Si, Angry Gumball?

[8D]

IntaminFan397 es muy raro. [:D]

Tu est tres bete.

HA! French rules.

Know what? I think im gonna just go look up those words in a spanish dictionary...

[Oscar]

que estaba
I'm Mexican American so I wont be arsed about not knowing Spanish

[Oscar]

you've been warned too many times about your language,

No hablo espanol. I failed spanish in high school, lol.

lol

Je pe parl????????? fran?????????ais Qu?????????becois.[8D]

Je ne parles pas le francais, je parles l'englais

en Six Flags

Hey, I'm passing Spanish 4 with an A

S?????????, yo queiro un 'cookie'. Yo jugare No Limits este fin de semana!

yo no hablo espanol.

Tu hablaste espanol, IntaminFan397!

what? i don't speak spanish

We know. [;)]

Or should I say,

Nosotros conocemos. [;)]

Am I the only one on this site that doesn't speak spanish?

[Oscar]

que aburrido esta mi dia. No tengo nada que hacer. nomas mucho trabaja de mi sitio este. sas, talvez me voy a una monta?????????a rusa ma?????????ana.
WWS

I don't speak spanish!!!!

WWS is probably dissing me.

[stupid](WWS)

Spreekt iemand hier Nederlands?
Che dell'italiano?
Oder sogar deutsch?
Gjorde De vet at Weeweeslap er munter?

no me gustan azul catos

[:)]
Me gusta tu espa?????????ol, Spaceman! No te gusta a los gatos azules? Porque?
Aprendi espa?????????ol tres a?????????os antes de hoy! No hablo mucho pero puedo hablarlo y escribirlo. Era bueno que yo escribiera esta cosa (2 word story)