Jehova Witnesses

[Oscar]

How do they live? Do they have a job? As I am typing these there is a mob of them at my door and looking through the window looking at me. I'm not getting up for them. I am eating breakfast and working. There was a crap load of wind last night and my backyard was a mess. Did they not clean their house? Did they just wake up, put their suit on and decided to leave their home a mess and go knocking on people's doors taking their time? They're annoying me!

lol

Yeah I know what you mean Oscar. One time when some of them came up to my door I put on a devils mask and started speaking in tongues. I have never seen anyone run so fast. I could not stop laughing for almost 20 minutes.

We just tell them to love off.

i have an emergency kit for this by my front door, i open the door and start reading from the bible, they quickly turn and walk away

OR gaz, OR you could hit them with hit.
but that's illegal, no, super soakers provide a lasting effect, AND they go away.
seriously. our cupboard next to our door has two super soakers, one for me, one for my dad. loaded and ready to be hatin'.

You guys are awful. It's not like they're trying to hurt you or anything...

Besides, doing what you are doing is just reinforcing their "the whole world is against us" mentality.

Super Soakers are better than water balloons though. (I mean big Super Soakers, not the 2mm nozzle ones.) More water, more soakage, easier to hit, and can be done from the safety of 30 feet away. If anything, I'd say getting a CPS 2500 off of eBay for this very purpose is well worth it. (Or a 1200 which is cheaper.) Or you could use a hose. Either way, it will drench them like a bucketful without having to go in punching range.

However, I'd probably reserve such a retaliation for only the worst of Jehovah's Witnesses. I don't think all of them knock at 8 in the morning as I don't recall our local Jehovah's Witnesses doing so. I haven't seen them in a really long time actually.

[slosprint]

@CJD Well the whole world is, because they are retarded to think that thay can actually change people's minds through the equivilent of telemarketing.

I get those assholes at my house at least once a week.

well my best friend is one, and they live a pretty normal life, so yeah, and his parents do have jobs and they're doing very well. actually , i asked him somewhat the same question.

Originally posted by spacemountainfan619

Yeah I know what you mean Oscar. One time when some of them came up to my door I put on a devils mask and started speaking in tongues. I have never seen anyone run so fast. I could not stop laughing for almost 20 minutes.

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[Coasterkidmwm]

They REALLY like it when you ask them which one of your three fathers that share a gigantic bed they would like to talk to.

Originally posted by cjd

You guys are awful. It's not like they're trying to hurt you or anything...

Bullshit. They're totalitarian cult. I know you're big on Jesusy poop but I consider it detrimental to society any time they manage to recruit anyone as much as it is a tragedy. They also make it difficult to report crimes against women by husband, and their "we don't accept blood transfusions" idea kills people. I also really don't like any group that considers themselves "above" others not in the group.

[slosprint]

QFT

[jayman]

seriously .. what ive done is just leave the religious stuff they put on my door the last time there ..
they usually dont bother again .
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I find the best thing to do is sacrifice a goat to to an altar featuring a pentagram, then playing Venom music. Always leaves me alone.

I usually tell them I'm Catholic. Haven't had a religious person come to my door in years!

Oscar, throw one of your fish at them.

Originally posted by cjd

You guys are awful. It's not like they're trying to hurt you or anything...

Besides, doing what you are doing is just reinforcing their "the whole world is against us" mentality.

...Lolwat? Newsflash, I have tried many times and can't find the right words to throw at you other than stupid idiot hussy.

I'm just saying, there are less-spiteful ways to get them to leave you alone if you don't like them...

[Staff]

Originally posted by fear the four

I usually tell them I'm Catholic. Haven't had a religious person come to my door in years!

Oscar, throw one of your fish at them.

I only have 3 fish left and I wuv them all! I can't throw them out

[slosprint]

Originally posted by cjd

I'm just saying, there are less-spiteful ways to get them to leave you alone if you don't like them...

Yes, but then they don't get the point.

[Coasterkidmwm]

Originally posted by cjd

I'm just saying, there are less-spiteful ways to get them to leave you alone if you don't like them...

Tell that to missionaries. Same forceful annoyance applies elsewhere.

[hyyyper]

Originally posted by Coasterkidmwm

Bullshit. They're totalitarian cult.

Not just the Jehova's, everybody who doesn't accept gravity is just plain stupid.

Originally posted by slosprint

QFT

Ehm, dude, how can you QFT something without actually quoting it?

[gouldy]

There was a news story on the radio the other day about a Jehovas Witness who died after a car crash with another guy (or something like that). But he basically died because he refused a blood transfusion (it being against his religion). At that, I lol'd decently hard, until I heard that now his family were trying to get the guy in the other car done for man-slaughter.... Wat? Morons.

I don't see the problem. Just tell them thanks, but you're not interested. If they keep at it, close the door.

I work next to a lady who is Jehova. She's very much a normal person and she's very nice. Aside from the fact that we don't tell her Merry Christmas, she's completely normal in every way.

Grow up.