A while back, spaceman and I were talking about random things. Something started her up when I said we're going to Wal Mart. She replies "What about Floor Mart?" Well, we have come up with a new way of talking, in which is great especially if you're bored outta your mind and want to add some humor. How you do it is taking word sounds within a word, and change it to a related or an opposite word if there's an opposite.
Here's an example of a complicated one: Medusa. In Medusa, the red part sounds like the word "do". Well, it's changed to "don't". By doing that, it's changed to "Medon'tsa!" Dont ask how this form of talking came about, but give it a try here and see what you come up with. Good Luck!